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Joint - No fumes marihuana (English translation)

  • Artist: El Niño de la Hipoteca
  • Featuring artist: Loulogio
  • Song: Joint - No fumes marihuana
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Joint - Don't smoke marihuana

Bro, you're tempting fate:
You're blind, both literally and methaporically
For your mind, every drag is a step closer to perversion
THC, an acronym that means death
You're taking the risk of never being able of smelling spring again
With its aloe vera or its white poppy
Stop calling it a soft drug,
'Cause a pillow is too, and it can kill.
 
Marihuana's bad, that's why it's illegal
Just like attacking a policeman
If you like weed, then become a vegetarian
Blunts are brought by moors in their anuses
First time it's free, then they charge you for it
And now you're here, stealing from your grandma
Don't sell the bike, 'cause that's common in the Netherlands
I'm telling you, that's why we beat them in the world cup
 
Don't smoke marihuana
It's an unhealthy hobby
Tachycardia, red eyes
And it leaves you feeling stupid, plus breathing problems
 
Don't smoke marihuana
You become an addict
If you want to smoke,
Smoke eucalypt leaves
They help with expectoration
 
Don't smoke joint
 
It's a mourning day for your braincells,
I had a friend who died while smoking his first blunt
(He was allergic to the paper!)
That's how he was,
And it's not me saying it, it's the fucking graph,
All smokers are knuckleheads.
If a naughty friend offers you a cookie
Be careful, it may have weed in the recipe
Watch your drink, watch behind your back
There's a gentleman who puts joints in drinks
 
Don't smoke marihuana
It's an unhealthy hobby
Tachycardia, red eyes
And it leaves you feeling stupid, plus breathing problems
 
Da Flowers in da house
In the street
Don't smoke marihuana
Are you stupid or what
Don't smoke marihuana
Don't take it as a joke
Don't smoke marihuana
It slows your brain
And when you want to finish the line you can't find
anything that rhymes with the previous one... Boom!
 
Nelson Mandela, Madiva, didn't smoke joints
St. Teresa of Calcutta didn't smoke joints
Hitler did smoke joints, nazi joints!!
 
Don't smoke marihuana
Change it for a decent obsession
If you want to freak out:
Join a political party,
Have bets on your floor,
Spend it all on the bingo,
Watch telecinco, that gives a nice high
 
Thanks!
if you are reading this, it means i was bored enough to translate lyrics. say thanks boredom! (you're welcome, stranger!)
Submitted by 478meli478meli on Sat, 16/05/2020 - 23:32
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Joint - No fumes marihuana

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