Komisár Rex (English translation)

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Komisár Rex

[Verse 1: ]
Nečúra na nábytok, nečúra na steny
nečúra na koberec a nefakuje feny
Nesere nám po dvore a necháva chlpy,
Vôbec nie je unavený, vôbec nie je hlúpy.
 
[Chorus: ]
A je to vôbec pes?
A jé jé Komisár Rex!
 
[Verse 2: ]
Nesere nám po dvore, nesedí nám v búde,
a pri tom ich je plná riť a nás ešte len bude,
a pri tom ich je plná riť a nás ešte len bude,
a pri tom ich je plná riť a nás ešte len bude.
 
[Chorus]
 
[Verse 3: ]
Netrhá nám papuče, netrhá sandále,
nehrabe nám v záhrade, ale inak stále.
Nesere nám po dvore, ani pod balkónom,
len nám stále kradne žemle a behá s telefónom.
 
[Chorus]
 
Submitted by Ze_Om777Ze_Om777 on Mon, 07/08/2017 - 17:33
Last edited by Ze_Om777Ze_Om777 on Wed, 01/11/2017 - 13:40
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English translation

Inspector Rex

He doesn't piss on our furniture, or our walls,
he doesn't piss on the carpert, and doesn't fuck any bitches.
He never shits in the front of our house, and leaves no fur scrapes behind,
and he's never tired, and he's pretty clever.
 
[Ref.]
Is it, is it even a dog?
Oh yeah - Inspector Rex!
 
He never shits in the front of our house, and never just lies in the doghouse.
And there is already shit-ton of them, and more there's gonna be.
And there is already shit-ton of them, and more there's gonna be.
And there is already shit-ton of them, and more there's gonna be.
 
[Ref.]
Is it, is it even a dog?
Oh yeah - Inspector Rex!
 
He never tears apart our house-shoes, and doesn't bite our sandals,
he never digs in our garden, but digs anywhere else.
He never shits in the front of our house, neither below the balcony,
but he just keeps stealing our ham-sandwitches, and running with the cell-phone.
 
[Ref.]
Is it, is it even a dog?
Oh yeah - Inspector Rex!
 
Submitted by michal.majekmichal.majek on Thu, 14/03/2019 - 20:47
Added in reply to request by Ze_Om777Ze_Om777
Author's comments:

Inspector Rex (Kommisar Rex) is a cheesy never-ending (18 seasons) Austrian crime TV-series, where the main character is a police dog. This TV series was rather popular in Slovakia in the 90s

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