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戀愛症候群 (Lian' Ai Zheng Hou Qun) (English translation)

戀愛症候群

關於戀愛症候群的發生原因
至今仍然是最大一個謎
不管性別年齡職業體重學歷長相和血型
沒有一個人可以免疫
有些專家學者研究後相信
戀愛是內分泌失調所引起
卻有別人認為戀愛屬於濾過性病毒
像感冒無藥可救但會自動痊癒
不管你同不同意
自古到今許多例子證明
戀愛不但是一種病態
它還可能是一種變態
 
一般發病後的初期反應
會開始改變一些生活習性
洗澡洗得特別乾淨
刷牙刷得特別用力
半夜突然爬起來彈鋼琴
 
有人每天站在陽台對路人傻笑
有人突然瘋瘋癲癲 突然很安靜
有人一臉癡呆 對著鏡子咬著指甲打噴嚏
有人對著小狗罵三字經
女人突然改變髮型
男人開始每天練著啞鈴
食慾不振歇斯底里四肢萎縮
神經過敏發抖抽筋都出現在這時期
 
隨著病情越來越變本加厲
人會變得格外敏感勇敢和噁心
寫的說的唱的都像天才詩人一般才華洋溢
愈肉麻愈覺得有趣
有人戀愛之後每天躲在廁所哭泣
有人開記者會宣佈戀愛的消息
有人總是喜歡兩個人躲在黑漆漆的地方
像做了不可告人的事情
每天忙著找人算命
挖空心思改變自己配合對方的習性
把每天都當作紀念日
把自己當作紀念品
 
每天漫無目的的膩在一起
言不及意也覺得好有趣
走著坐著躺著趴著都形影不離像是兩人三腳又像連體嬰
 
心裡想的只有愛你愛你愛你愛你
也不管家裡米缸有沒有米
也不管路上有人示威抗議 只管愛你
心裡想的只有愛你愛你愛你愛你
也不管海峽兩岸統一問題
也不管衣索匹亞多少難民 只管愛你
 
經過一段轟轟烈烈熱戀時期
不久就會開始漸漸痊癒
兩人開始互相厭倦
互相攻擊對方缺點
所有甜蜜都隨風而去
然後開始從錯覺和誤解中清醒
驚訝自己為何如此不聰明
為了愛情不管一切不顧父母朋友姐妹兄弟
開始感到後悔不已
然後開始感到疲憊
沉悶氣喘心悸牙痛頭痛夢囈
然後是精神不濟瞳孔放大
脾氣暴燥四肢麻痺
終於受不了要分離
雖然結果頗令人傷心
瞭解之後也沒什麼了不起
愛情終究是握不住的雲
只是我想要告訴你
 
哦......
 
在我落寞的歲月裡
你的溫柔解脫我的孤寂
帶給我深深的狂喜
如此顫動著我的心靈
 
輕輕訴說愛你愛你愛你愛你
不管是黑夜或是黎明
不管是夢中或是清醒 深深愛你
我要對你說愛你愛你愛你愛你
不管是黑夜或是黎明
不管是夢中或是清醒 深深愛你
多麼幸福 讓我遇見你
嗚......
 
Submitted by AllisaaAllisaa on Sun, 10/12/2017 - 00:00
Last edited by hankeathankeat on Tue, 20/04/2021 - 06:47
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Syndromes of Love

With regards to as to why syndrome of love occurs
It is still one of the greatest mystery to this day
Regardless of gender, age, occupation, weight, education background, looks or blood type
not one person can be immmuned
Scholars came to the conclusion
Love is caused by Endocrine imbalance
However there are people who believe love is viral
like the influenza where no medicine can cure it for good but our body will recover from it on its own
Regardless if you agree or not,
there are many examples in our history
Love is not just an sickness,
it is some sort of perversion
 
When the syndrome kicks in in the initial stage
you will experience some changes in habits
Showering to an extreme degree of cleanliness,
brushing with an extreme degree of vigour,
crawling out of bed to play on the piano in the middle of the night
 
Some grinned stupidly to passerbys from their balcony,
some are suddenly crazed then as suddenly silent
Some maintained a blank look biting their nails and sneezing while staring at the mirror,
some cursed at their dogs
Woman adopts new hairstyles,
man trains with weights
Loss of appetitite, hysteria, limbs atrophy,
allergies, shivers and convulsion all happen sometime along this stage
 
With the seriousness of the sickness growing,
one becomes more sensitive or more courageous or more disgusting
Displaying eloquency in writing, speaking, singing like a genius poet,
finding joy in all the mushiness
Some hid in the washroom crying,
some publicly announce their love
Some couples like to hide in darkened places as though
doing something unspeakable
Some seek refuge in fortune tellers,
hoping to change to suit the partner
Taking everyday as some sort of anniversary,
presenting themselves as presents
 
Glued together without purposes,
finding it interesting even if no words were exchanged
Walked, sat, laid down. Joined at hips.
 
The only thing occupying the heart is the thought of loving you, loving you, loving you, loving you.
Who cares if there’s still food at home
Who cares if there are riots on the streets, I just want to love you
The only thing occupying the heart is the thought of loving you, loving you, loving you, loving you.
Who cares about the conflicts among nations
Who cares how many are suffering at Ethiopia, I just want to love you
 
After a vibrant first stage of love
one would gradually come to senses
Both person beginning to hate each other,
attacking each other,
the once sweetness is all gone with the wind
Once awaken from the illusions and misunderstandings,
one being surprised at his own stupidity
Ignoring parents, siblings for love,
and feeling regretful afterwards
Then started feeling tired,
suffocated, breathless, palpitations, toothaches, headaches and begin to talk in the sleep
Lost the mind, staring with enlarged irises,
threw tantrums, numbness in the limbs
then finally declare it is time to breakup
Although this ending is a litte sad,
it’s nothing once you understand it well
Love is nothing more than a cloud out of reach,
and I’m just saying
 
Oh......
 
In my desolate years
Your gentleness freed me from my loneliness
Brought me deep rapture
Trembled my soul in such a way
 
Telling you softly I love you, love you, love you, love you
Whether it is night or dawn
Whether it’s in a dream or awake, I love you deeply
I want to say to you I love you, love you, love you, love you
Whether it's night or dawn
Whether it’s in a dream or awake, I love you deeply
How happy I am, when I see you
Uh...
 
Thanks!
Submitted by hankeathankeat on Tue, 20/04/2021 - 06:36
Added in reply to request by AllisaaAllisaa
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