Mignottone pazzo (English translation)

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Crazy slut

On an evening in October I met a nice and sweet
Boy, he had a big fat ...
- No, Michela, stop right there
Or they're going to complain you're too vulgar.
- I said: "a big fat padlock".
- Ah, ok, remember you've got a university degree.
 
A long-distance relationship,
Sex on videocall,
But then he dumped him
On the phone.
 
So, what do you think I did?
Did I preserve my dignity or did I post the picture of
The Death of Marat saying "today's mood"?
Well, I obviously behaved like a...
 
... Crazy slut, that crazy slut.
If you've run out of dignity,
That crazy slut will give it back to you.
A crazy slut, that crazy slut.
If you've got a shitty life,
Just think that she's even more pitiful.
 
I posted a story showing my tits,
Another one wearing glasses and a coat where I looked like Brunori
And a third where I looked indifferent, like, "no remorse",
But in my mind I was thinking: "I wish you were dead".
 
Yeah, Death will soon come for you!
 
You know, I feel good,
No, I'm not crying,
I'm better than that.
D'you know what?
I think it's your loss,
I'm a modern kind of girl,
I swear I'm not binge-eating Nutella wearing
My pregnant sister-in-law's jumpsuit, absolutely not,
Because I'm a strong woman.
A woman that has worth,
And when I get dumped,
I find comfort showing the most genuine part of me on social media,
That is, the fake part of me.
 
A crazy slut, that crazy slut.
If you've run out of dignity,
That crazy slut will give it back to you.
A crazy slut, that crazy slut.
If you've got a shitty life,
Just think that she's even more pitiful.
 
You've broken up after forty years of marriage
And she even got together with your brother?
You've got sacked after thirty years of career
Leaving you on the streets,
As if you were a heater?
Don't waste your time!
Go to the crazy slut's Instagram account.
A crazy slut:
No one is more pitiful than her!
 
A crazy slut, that crazy slut.
If you've run out of dignity,
That crazy slut will give it back to you.
A crazy slut, that crazy slut.
If you've got a shitty life,
Just think that she's even more pitiful.
 
Yes, yes, she's way more pitiful.
Guys, that's the crazy slut after all,
Nothing is more pitiful.
Don't worry,
Your life will always be better than
A crazy slut's.
 
Thanks!
thanked 1 time
Submitted by AnerneqAnerneq on Fri, 16/04/2021 - 14:19
Last edited by AnerneqAnerneq on Sat, 17/04/2021 - 15:10
Author's comments:

The song comes from a comedic sketch where Michela was impersonating a girl who's so desperate after her boyfriend broke up with her, that she starts posting sexy pictures on her stories with dramatic background music in a futile attempt to make him come back to her.
I hope this translation gives justice to the comedic value of the song. Unfortunately, I feel like much has been lost in translation.

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Mignottone pazzo

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