The Mamadou - RBG #9 - Brook vs. Sans (English translation)

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RBG #9 - Brook vs. Sans

Rap Battle of GAAA!
Brook!
Vs.!
Sans!
Go!
 
Sans:
Te voilà face à Sans en cuir et en os!
Des punchlines et des blagues c'est moi le boss!
Dans tout l'Underground on connaît mes prouesses!
Me voilà déterminé à te mettre un O.S.!
Mon rap est un génocide que tu le veuilles ou non
Si tu décides de combattre tu vas casser ton violon!
Des fans et des memes j'en ai à la pelle!
Tu vas tomber sur un os face à UNDERTALE!
T'es je seul survivant d'un équipage tué?
Tu fais pitié mais je ne vais pas t'épargner!
T'es musicien? T'es invincible?
Dommage que pour les fans tu sois invisible!
Ton manga est connu? Ici c'est moi la star!
Demande à Papyrus mon rôle mérite un Os-car!
Fais pas de vieux os et résoud ce casse-crâne!
Si tu perds... YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?!
 
Brook:
Face à tes blagues de maternelle je reste muet comme une tombe...
Où sont tes cheveux, Kev Adams? Ton humour est une hécatombe! (Yohohoho!)
Je fais parti du BIG THREE et je suis le seul encore debout!
Tente pas ta chance contre moi t'auras du mal à joindre les deux bouts!
Taillé Costard-Cravate mon style morbide est renversant!
T'es comme cette chère Boa Hancock complètement condescendant!
Y'a pas idée d'être aussi con! 'Faut revoir votre éducation!
Dis à ton abruti de frère que les pâtes ont besoin de cuisson!
Tu t'es fait battre par un gamin? Mon dieu quelle humiliation!
Tu perds toute crédibilité alors fais bien attention!
 
Sans:
T'es plus à Thriller Bark! Eiichiro te mène en bateau!
Et qu'est ce que t'as l'air craignOS depuis que t'as changé de chapeau!
En deux ans vos styles sont morts et votre amour-propre est en vrac!
T'assume pas d'être un plagiat jazzy de l'Étrange Mr. Jack?
Crois-moi tu veux pas me combattre! Tu manques de dextérité!
Ton âme appartient au diable mais c'est mon Flowey qui va t'achever!
Pour retrouver ton swagg passe ton permis brûle-moi cette horreur!
Avec des flammes sur la tête tu pourrais jouer Ghost Rider!
Toriel te montre la sortie fais-lui un joli sourire!
Tu te la joues Halloween t'as même pas la classe d'un vampire!
Ton air de cass-os gothique est bon pour Castlevania!
Ta musique pourra jamais tester mon MEGALOVANIA!
 
Brook:
Amusant gamin! Toriel j'en fais des spaghettis!
T'as jamais rien vu d'aussi rapide que mon Yahazu-Giri!
Notre voyage rapporte un max et on en est qu'à la moitié!
Tu n'es qu'un petit squelette qui moisit dans un jeu indé!
Je suis dans l'équipage du nouveau Seigneur Des Pirates!
Maître à l'épée au piano-bar crois-moi j'assure à la gratte!
J'explose Mettaton en danse c'est moi qu'on appelle SOUL KING!
Avec mon sabre en 1v1 je te pulvérise du ring!
 
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
 
Submitted by BadAsp on Mon, 12/02/2018 - 23:50
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English translation

RBG #9 - Brook vs. Sans

Rap Battle of GAAA!
Brook!
Vs.!
Sans!
Go!
 
Sans:
Here you are facing Sans in leather and bones!
Punchlines and jokes I'm the boss!
My feats are well known in the Underground
I am determined to confuse you with an O.S!1
My rap is a genocide, whether you want it or not
If you choose to fight you will break your violin!
There are fans and memes galore for me!
You are going to find bones in the ointment against UNDERTALE!
You're the only survivor from a slayed ship crew?
You look so sad but I won't show mercy!
You're a musician? You're invincible?
Too bad for the fans, you are invisible!
The manga you are from is very popular? The star up here is me!
Ask Papyrus my role deserves an Academy Award!
Don't dwell on it too much and solve this headache
If you loose... YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?!
 
Brook:
Hearing your kindergarten-level jokes makes me stay quiet as a grave...
Where are your hair, Kev Adams?2 Your humor is like a hecatomb! (Yohohoho!)
I am part of a Big Three, the only one still standing!3
Don't even try to face me, you will have a hard time to make ends meet!4
Completely suit up, my morbid style is amazing!
You are completely condescending like that dear Boa Hancock!
A complete idiot that’s unbelievable! Your upbringing is questionable!
Tell your moron brother that pastas are supposed to be cooked!
You were defeated by a kid? How humiliating!
Your credibility is crumbling, so be careful!
 
Sans:
You are not in Thriller Bark anymore! Eiichiro is pulling your leg!
And you look so tacky now that you got a new hat!
Styles have worsened and self-worth perception has disrupted in two years!
You can’t take the fact that you’re a jazzy plagiarized Mr. Jack?
Believe me you don’t want to fight me! You are lacking dexterity!
Your soul belongs to the devil but my Flowey5 will finish you!
Get your driving license and burn this abomination to bring your swagg back!
You could take Ghost Rider’s role with some blaze on your head!
Toriel is showing you the way out, smile!
You pretend to be part of Halloween but you are not even cool like a vampire!
You are a fit for Castlevania with your gothic desperate case look!
Your songs don’t stand a chance against my MEGALOVANIA!
 
Brook:
That's funny lad! I have no fear about Toriel!
You've never seen something faster than my Yahazu-Giri!
Straw Hat Pirates'6 travel is making a lot of money and we're only halfway!
You are just an unimportant skeleton rotting in an indie game!
I am part of the future Pirate King's crew!
Swordmaster in the piano-bar trust me I rock with my guitar!
I'm far above Mettaton about dancing, I am the one called SOUL KING!
On 1 vs 1 with my sword I beat you hands down in the ring!
 
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
 
  • 1. Confuse you with an O.S : I interpreted this as a pun with O.S. (Original Story) and the word "os" which means bone in french. Basing on the fact that there are numerous O.S. on Undertale.
  • 2. Kev Adams is a french comedian sometimes criticized as not funny.
  • 3. Big Three are 3 successful mangas Naruto, Bleach, One Piece. They have all ended except One Piece from which Brook is.
  • 4. Make ends meet : not sure about the meaning the author wanted to give to this expression. In this context, it might illustrate that One Piece is very long (20 years), making it hard to explore the entire content available from the franchise in a short period of time
  • 5. My flowey : probably a pun with the rap flow and the character’s name Flowey
  • 6. Straw Hat Pirates : Brook's crew, led by Mokey D. Luffy
Submitted by blackwedding on Sat, 09/06/2018 - 15:45
Added in reply to request by BadAsp
Author's comments:

If there are misguided interpretations, sentences that don't work here or else, just let me know.

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