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Dumb Ways to Die

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
 
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
 
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
 
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
 
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
 
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
 
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what’s this red button do?
 
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
 
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
 
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
 
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
 
Be safe around trains.
A message from Metro.
 
Thanks!
thanked 2 times
Submitted by hunajasienihunajasieni on Mon, 03/02/2014 - 02:10
Last edited by PääsukePääsuke on Fri, 23/04/2021 - 14:00
Submitter's comments:

This song was part of a viral campaign by Metro - the Melbourne metropolitan rail service - to promote safety around trains.

 

Comments
azucarinhoazucarinho    Mon, 03/02/2014 - 08:58

Do your own eletric work > electric

Scratch a drug dealers´s brand new ride > dealer's

Disturb a nest for of wasps for no good reason > full ? of wasps

hunajasienihunajasieni    Thu, 06/02/2014 - 19:21

Thanks for pointing out, fixed it now.

Green_SattvaGreen_Sattva    Fri, 14/05/2021 - 12:16

This video was blocked in my country on request of government agencies. Sad smile
Just saying.

This one is just great

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