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Put a Santa Hat On It lyrics

  • Artist: TV's Kyle Featuring artist: Chris Mezzolesta, Lindsay Smith
  • Album: Put a Santa Hat On It
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Put a Santa Hat On It

Are you havin' problems with them Christmases again?
Don't you worry, buddy, I'll lend you a helping hand
Take a simple object like a burger or a cat
Take a trip to Target and get you a Santa hat
 
Here's a side of beef! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
Here's a coral reef! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
That's all you need to do to make it Christmastime
Here's a pair of gloves! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's a hairy dove! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
Hey, look, it's festive now! To Christmas is divine!
 
Hey, you look unconvinced; well, stop it, you're a joik
I give you Christmaseseses that totally woik
I bought like 20 hats, so put them on the things
We'll collect dividends and live like Santa kings
 
It's a chunk of bark! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's a salsa shark! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
That's all you need to do to make it Christmastime
It's a fuzzy butt! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's a Pizza Hut! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
You show me yours and I am gonna show you mine
 
We are the Committee and here's the key to the city
Kyle, that's the best idea we've ever heard (Thank you, guys)
Everything is Christmases beyond our wildest wisheses
Please put some more Santa hats on more words (You got it)
 
It's a dinosaur! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's a Dumbledore! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
And just like magic, you got you some Christmastime
It's a tub of lard! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's a Charizard! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
Look at that Pokemon, now Christmas can begine
 
It's a friggin' goat! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's a gravy boat! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
That's all you need to do to make it Christmastime
It's a pizza phone! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's an Emma Stone! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
Hey, is it really-- can we, like, put only a Santa hat on it?
 
It's a swarm of bees! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's some DVDs! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's a deadly virus! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's Billy Ray Cyrus! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's a baby sloth! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's the planet Hoth! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
It's a pile of burps! (Put a Santa hat on it!)
Uh, that really doesn't work (Put a Santa hat on it)
 
Hey, has anyone-- anyone removed the clothing from that Emma Stone yet?
(Little-- little girl...)
Oh, hey, look! It's Satna! Satna Clas!
(Put my hat on you, and... things)
See, see now-- that's what I was tellin' em. They didn't listen. Joiks.
(The very air abounds in... king...) 1
 
  • 1. This is a reference to the 1949 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Rabbit Hood", where Bugs clubs the Sheriff of Nottingham as he is distracted. The Sheriff lies dazed on the ground, saying, "The very air abounds in kings!" as a tiny circle of kings walks around his head.
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Submitted by DSMDSM on 2022-10-18
Last edited by DSMDSM on 2022-12-25

 

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