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Great Idea for a Song lyrics

  • Artist: Worm Quartet (ShoEboX)
  • Album: Faster Than a Speeding Mullet
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Great Idea for a Song

Remember when we used to hold each other close
And gaze so deeply in each other's eyes?
Remember how I said I'd never let you go
And how you swore you'd never tell me lies -- you do? Well...
All I remember is the way you nonchalantly
Squashed my heart just like a cockroach on the floor
All I remember is the happiness I felt
The day I finally kicked your skank ass out the door
 
Remember when you were the best part of my life,
The reason I got up to face the day?
Remember how you swore you'd always stay by me
And love me for forever, come what may -- you do? Well...
All I remember is the nights you'd go out drinking
And I'd pray the cops would find you somewhere dead
All I remember is the way that all my dishes
Became airborne and flew right into my head
 
Now please don't think I'm ranting 'cause I'm bitter
I've found somebody new and I've moved on
But if only your name rhymed with 'twisted psychotic slut'
I'd have a great idea for a song
 
Remember when we used to drive down to the beach
And walk along the seashore hand in hand?
Remember when we used to sit and watch the waves
And spell out our initials in the sand -- you do? Well...
All I remember is the whining and the moaning
And the griping about every little thing
All I remember is how soundly I could sleep
When I dreamt of your lifeless body festering
 
Now please don't think that this is all just hindsight
I've felt this way about you for so long
And if only your name rhymed with 'sadistic lying bitch'
I'd have a great idea for a song
 
Oh, your name might as well
Rhyme with 'psycho whore from south of Hell'
'Cause of all the crap you put me through back then
Oh, if only your mom and dad
Had named you something that rhymed with 'walking talking Maxi Pad'
Think of all the clever tunes I could have penned
 
'Cause Becky rhymes with yecky, and Missy rhymes with pissy
And Suzy rhymes with floozy, and Patty rhymes with fatty
Elizabeth rhymes with kiss of death, and Eleanor rhymes with smelly whore
And Marigold rhymes with hairy-holed, and Lauren rhymes with scorin'
Celia Linda Park rhymes with 'feel ya in the dark'
Daisy Rhoda York rhymes with 'easy hoe to pork'
Rhonda Lynn Mae Stutback rhymes with 'fondlin' my butt crack'
I'd pay to change your name to Shelly Hunt! (Hey!)
 
Remember when your latest hunk of throbbing meat
Had left you for a nicer piece of ass?
Remember when you called me, sobbing on the phone,
And begged me to forgive you for your past -- you do? Well...
All I remember is that lab rats don't push levers
After taking an electric shock or two
I'd rather duct-tape a live wire to my groin
Than take a death march down memory lane with you
 
Now please don't think I want to be your friend now
I'd rather see John Goodman in a thong
But if only your name rhymed with 'backstabbing heartless tramp'
I'd have a great idea for a song
Yeah, if only your name rhymed with 'manipulative conniving whore'
I'd have a great idea for a song
Yeah, if only your name rhymed with 'worthless cheating worm-ridden butt-ugly bile-sucking skanky smelly slutty waste of flesh, fat and bone that makes me want to donate my entire life savings to NASA in the hopes that someday they'll make a time machine and I can retroactively give your parents a box of condoms'
I'd have a great idea for a song
 
Thanks!
Submitted by DSMDSM on 2022-10-06

 

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