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    What Makes You Beautiful Parody • Greatest Hits 2013

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Check out my hair
Isn't it cute?
I use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo
We're throwing rocks
And acting tough
Even though we're
All wearing tons of ma-akeup
 
Our manager says we have to act straight
Even though we're all gay
 
We're at the beach acting like
We're hunting for chicks
But secretly
What we're looking for is some dick
 
Shut the hell up guys
And get back in the closet,
They can't kno-o-ow
That you are not hetero
 
Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
Look at that hot guy
I think we should eat his face
 
Get away from me you psychos
I have some mace
Damn, that blo-o-ows
Bet that you taste beautiful
No, no, no
Get lost you drugged up homos
 
We're playing sports
So we seem straight
Our manager says that that's a girl wa-a-ay
 
You need the gals
For record sales
So you better
Keep kicking
That ball all damn day
 
Oh what's the point
Everyone can see it?
It's obvious we like penis
 
We are five gay british boys
Skipping in the waves
All we want to do
Is watch Magic Mike all day
Lets all get into the water
And masterbate
 
I'm gonna think 'bout you
I'm gonna think about you too
 
God dammit guys
Please stop being gay
Ninety nine percent of your fans
Are straight ladies
If they find out your queers,
Our sales will go away
 
Okay, fi-i-ine
We'll save it for another time
There's a girl
Go and act like straight guys
 
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah, nah
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
 
Hey girl we're supposed
To act like you get us off
But looking at you
Makes our penises go soft
 
Oh my gosh
I think I see David Hasslehoff
 
Hey there boys
It's the Hoff
I've been on this beach
Since baywatch
And have been watching
You all this time
I've gotta say that you're all
Looking mighty fine
Why don't we head back
To my place and have some wine?
 
Yeah, lets go
That sounds so, so magical
 
No, no, no
Do not go over to his home
 
Woah, woah, woah
These boys are mine
They're beautiful!
 

 

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