The Penis Collection

Creado por Flopsi en 26 Jul 2019 | Editado por última vez por Flopsi el 13 Sep 2019

Those are songs of a very special body part and no, it's not about sex. Okay, okay, not most of the time.

Canción | Inglés Chuck Berry

Due to the double entendre where a toy of "silver bells hanging on a string" was also used to represent a certain part of the anatomy this song was banned on most radio stations.
It still reached no. 1 on Billboard Hot 100!

Traducciones:  Alemán Turco Portugués
Canción | Inglés 20 Fingers

Size seems to matter - at least if the penis is like an extra bellybottom.

Traducciones:  Portugués Tongano
Canción | Inglés Macklemore

Just average

Traducciones:  Sueco Portugués Alemán
Canción | Inglés Little Big

Let's brag about it

Traducciones:  Turco Ruso Francés 4 more
Canción | Inglés Flo Rida

Blow job

Traducciones:  Español Alemán Rumano 9 more

The Austrian version of this blow job

Traducciones:  Inglés Alemán

This penis got a special name: Stilzchen

Everybody in Paris knows about this penis

Traducciones:  Inglés

Conversation about a man to hand relationship

Traducciones:  Alemán Holandés

Something like an angel?

Traducciones:  Ruso Griego Alemán 3 more
Canción | Alemán Möhre

Nobody believes it's that big

Traducciones:  Italiano

Traducciones:  Inglés
Canción | Inglés Günther

Suggested by Demonia

Traducciones:  Ruso Danés Francés 4 more
Canción | Inglés Dj Aligator

Suggested by Demonia

Suggested by Diazepan Medina

Traducciones:  Inglés

Suggested by Maluca

Canción | Inglés Momus

Traducciones:  Ruso Español

Suggested by Jadis

Traducciones:  Inglés

Suggested by Sophia

Traducciones:  Inglés
Canción | Ruso Sektor Gaza

Suggested by vevvev

Traducciones:  Inglés
Canción | Alemán Juicy Gay

Traducciones:  Húngaro
Canción | Francés Naza

Suggested by kwameGH

Canción | Inglés Aerosmith

Suggested by _kkot

Though this song is about a record you surely think about something else

Canción | Inglés Duck Sauce

It's all the music video - but be careful:
According to Wikipedia Billboard described the music video as "the most disturbing video of 2011". The magazine also described it as "the most frightening video of 2011".

Canción | Inglés Ian Dury

Suggested by Vera Jahnke

Traducciones:  Alemán Italiano Turco 2 more

Suggested by Maluca

Canción | Alemán Puhdys

Traducciones:  Inglés Francés

Suggested by annabellanna

FlopsiFlopsi    Sáb, 27/07/2019 - 02:15

Yes, it does and there's the problem. I wanted this collection about the male part as a main subject, that's why I'm not sure about adding it.

FlopsiFlopsi    Sáb, 27/07/2019 - 01:58

This fits just perfect. Thank you so much!

Women part - guess that's got to be another collection. This is all to celebrate men and their best part. Wink smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Dom, 28/07/2019 - 05:18

I guess Flo Rida had a deep impact. Teeth smile

Once again - the songs should be on the penis as a main subject, that's why I didn't add "Ole Torero" by Pabellón Psiquiátrico or "Pussy" by Rammstein.
I know it's a thin line, but IMHO those songs are more about sexual intercourse. Blow jobs are a different thing - they're all about the penis.

I appreciate all of your suggestions even if I didn't add a song. Thank you all!

FlopsiFlopsi    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 11:57

Oops, that one droped out of my collection somehow. I had some beginner problems since this is my first collection - I thought I could just add the links and got a error message. I've added the song just for this collection.

Thank you for making me aware that this song is missing!

JadisJadis    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 12:05

Ну же, что Вы! Embarrassed smile

JadisJadis    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 15:24

Несомненно. А как сказать – чуткость, утонченность, изысканность...

FlopsiFlopsi    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 12:03

Jadis & Sophia!
Just great those two songs! Thank you.

EquirythmysticaEquirythmystica    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 14:26

Так почти все песни Сектора газа нужно тогда в подборку включать )

FlopsiFlopsi    Mar, 30/07/2019 - 13:46

Hmm, nee. Die ersten beiden sind zu abstrakt und bei den Ärzten ist das ja nur eine weiblichle Erwiderung.
Ich will Geschichten. Ich will tiefsinniges und oberflächliches Gelabere über das beste Stück. Das Verdammen und das In-den-Himmel-heben.
Tja, und Sexfantasien, wenn es tatsächlich überwiegend um den Schwanz geht und nicht um den Akt an sich.
Ah! Danke! Da fällt mir ein anderes Lied ein, das hier noch fehlt.

kwameGHkwameGH    Mar, 30/07/2019 - 19:04

I love this collection! 😀🤣🤣 Unfortunately I don't know any songs with the phallus as theme.

FlopsiFlopsi    Mié, 31/07/2019 - 02:27

Thank you so much. I'm so glad for everyone loving this collection and it's still growing.... Wink smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Mié, 31/07/2019 - 03:43

Thanks to you - this collection is no. 1 of the weak + no. 1 of the month!

JadisJadis    Jue, 01/08/2019 - 08:06

No 1 of the 'weak', but still going strong! Regular smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Lun, 05/08/2019 - 15:30

Liebe Vera,

vielen Dank! Ich kann halt nicht alle Penis-Lieder kennen. Wink smile

And though this collection droped out of the weekly charts, it's now climbing up the Top 50 of the Year. Teeth smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Lun, 05/08/2019 - 17:17

Den hatte ich voll vergessen. Dankeschön!

FlopsiFlopsi    Vie, 13/09/2019 - 15:05

Thank you. This one was really missing - it fits just perfect into this collection.