The Penis Collection

Créé par Flopsi le 26 jui 2019 | Dernière modification par Flopsi le 13 sep 2019

Those are songs of a very special body part and no, it's not about sex. Okay, okay, not most of the time.

Due to the double entendre where a toy of "silver bells hanging on a string" was also used to represent a certain part of the anatomy this song was banned on most radio stations.
It still reached no. 1 on Billboard Hot 100!

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Size seems to matter - at least if the penis is like an extra bellybottom.

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Just average

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Let's brag about it

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Chanson | anglais Flo Rida

Blow job

The Austrian version of this blow job

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This penis got a special name: Stilzchen

Everybody in Paris knows about this penis

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Conversation about a man to hand relationship

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Something like an angel?

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Chanson | allemand Möhre

Nobody believes it's that big

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Chanson | anglais Günther

Suggested by Demonia

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Suggested by Demonia

Suggested by Diazepan Medina

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Suggested by Maluca

Chanson | anglais Momus

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Suggested by Jadis

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Suggested by Sophia

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Chanson | russe Sektor Gaza

Suggested by vevvev

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Chanson | français Naza

Suggested by kwameGH

Chanson | anglais Aerosmith

Suggested by _kkot

Though this song is about a record you surely think about something else

It's all the music video - but be careful:
According to Wikipedia Billboard described the music video as "the most disturbing video of 2011". The magazine also described it as "the most frightening video of 2011".

Chanson | anglais Ian Dury

Suggested by Vera Jahnke

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Suggested by Maluca

Chanson | allemand Puhdys

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FlopsiFlopsi    Sam, 27/07/2019 - 02:15

Yes, it does and there's the problem. I wanted this collection about the male part as a main subject, that's why I'm not sure about adding it.

FlopsiFlopsi    Sam, 27/07/2019 - 01:58

This fits just perfect. Thank you so much!

Women part - guess that's got to be another collection. This is all to celebrate men and their best part. Wink smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Dim, 28/07/2019 - 05:18

I guess Flo Rida had a deep impact. Teeth smile

Once again - the songs should be on the penis as a main subject, that's why I didn't add "Ole Torero" by Pabellón Psiquiátrico or "Pussy" by Rammstein.
I know it's a thin line, but IMHO those songs are more about sexual intercourse. Blow jobs are a different thing - they're all about the penis.

I appreciate all of your suggestions even if I didn't add a song. Thank you all!

FlopsiFlopsi    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 11:57

Oops, that one droped out of my collection somehow. I had some beginner problems since this is my first collection - I thought I could just add the links and got a error message. I've added the song just for this collection.

Thank you for making me aware that this song is missing!

JadisJadis    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 12:05

Ну же, что Вы! Embarrassed smile

JadisJadis    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 15:24

Несомненно. А как сказать – чуткость, утонченность, изысканность...

FlopsiFlopsi    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 12:03

Jadis & Sophia!
Just great those two songs! Thank you.

EquirythmysticaEquirythmystica    Lun, 29/07/2019 - 14:26

Так почти все песни Сектора газа нужно тогда в подборку включать )

FlopsiFlopsi    Mar, 30/07/2019 - 13:46

Hmm, nee. Die ersten beiden sind zu abstrakt und bei den Ärzten ist das ja nur eine weiblichle Erwiderung.
Ich will Geschichten. Ich will tiefsinniges und oberflächliches Gelabere über das beste Stück. Das Verdammen und das In-den-Himmel-heben.
Tja, und Sexfantasien, wenn es tatsächlich überwiegend um den Schwanz geht und nicht um den Akt an sich.
Ah! Danke! Da fällt mir ein anderes Lied ein, das hier noch fehlt.

kwameGHkwameGH    Mar, 30/07/2019 - 19:04

I love this collection! 😀🤣🤣 Unfortunately I don't know any songs with the phallus as theme.

FlopsiFlopsi    Mer, 31/07/2019 - 02:27

Thank you so much. I'm so glad for everyone loving this collection and it's still growing.... Wink smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Mer, 31/07/2019 - 03:43

Thanks to you - this collection is no. 1 of the weak + no. 1 of the month!

JadisJadis    Jeu, 01/08/2019 - 08:06

No 1 of the 'weak', but still going strong! Regular smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Lun, 05/08/2019 - 15:30

Liebe Vera,

vielen Dank! Ich kann halt nicht alle Penis-Lieder kennen. Wink smile

And though this collection droped out of the weekly charts, it's now climbing up the Top 50 of the Year. Teeth smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Lun, 05/08/2019 - 17:17

Den hatte ich voll vergessen. Dankeschön!

FlopsiFlopsi    Ven, 13/09/2019 - 15:05

Thank you. This one was really missing - it fits just perfect into this collection.