Abate Cruento (अंग्रेज़ी में अनुवाद)

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Ferocious Abbot

This night I had a dream structured as a matryoshka doll
I dreamt of dreaming
That an abbot, quite ferocious, after having examined me
Ordered me to wake up
I obediently obeyed him, that is, I dreamt of waking up
And I found him by my side again
With his ferocious manners, he examined me again
And I asked him, desolated:
"Tell me, abbot, why do you persist in examining me so closely?
Did I do something the abbey did not like?"
He, caught off guard, didn't know what to do
So he immediately orderd me to proceed to an awakening
 
Here my nightmare, long from becoming more confused, became clearer
As I went back to my true dream
Where I meet a whore, "oh, good morning!"
Says that nice big woman, comforting me
While she's getting the upper hand on me, I shout "succor me!"
Then I propose to paid in instalments
She gets angry and calls: "abbot!"
"Who's calling me?", shouts the latter, with a ferocious stride
"What a whore!" I comment, while I rotate my fingertip 1
But the abbott, more ferociously than ever, with a harsh voice
Immediately introduces me to mr. Bonaventura 2
Who, with his usual manners and his moronic dress,
Luckily gives me a one million cheque
 
Abbot, ferocious examiner
Questionable character in a bad dream
So many hassles I don't deserve now
So many millions of billions of troubles in one dream
 
Here's a recap of the story so far
Coconuts, bananas and tobacco 3
Then a cheque exchange, and he gives me one
I wake up and I'm a woman, so I think
"I'm glad, no more dreams, no more examinations
No more abbot, nor ferocious"
The room becomes bright, my fear is gone
On my side, as always, there's mr. Bonaventura
I love him so much, he's my husband
He reads my eyes
And, to distract me, flatters me with an one billion cheque
 
I'm a woman, and woman is love
I fall asleep reassured
While I fuck my husband's ass
What a marvelous night, what a sodimite husband
 
Abbot, ferocious examiner
Questionable character in a bad dream
So many hassles I don't deserve now
So many millions of billions of troubles in one dream
Abbot, ferocious examiner
Questionable character in a bad dream
 
  • 1. I still can't realise what is this supposed to mean. My best guess is that they're quoting the words from one of their older song, "Pipppero".
  • 2. il signor Bonaventura ("mr. Good-chance") is the protagonist of an Italian comic strip first published in 1917, still known today because of the iconic red-and-white dress worn by the main character and because of its structure: every "adventure" of mr. Bonaventura was just one-page long, would begin with the words "here begins the adventure of mr. Bonaventura", and would always end with him receiving a reward of one million (in the form of a big white sheet of paper, with "one million" written on it, in nice, round, cursive letters).
  • 3. a reference to a 1976 song called "Oba-Ba-Luu-Ba", by Italian singer Daniela Goggi, known for its bizarre lyrics.
DeaconDeacon द्वारा शनि, 08/06/2019 - 16:59 को जमा किया गया
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