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Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
The Bride9
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
I prayed to God to give me a good husband - and God gave me a good husband. But my husband did not pray - so he got what he got...
BlackSea4ever9
Europe translation
Pff, le grand, petit élève est parti Oh, comme c'est regrétable, j'adorais son boulot, ses commentaires, ses points de vus.C'étais un plaisir de le lire,pff!
Sarasvati8
Europe translation
Great job KriegMaz Van de Meiklockjes, you are going to go down in the history of LT as the "Man who killed Bambi" ! :/ I dedicate these songs to our greatly appreciated and respected Paris stree...
Hansi K_Lauer8
Europe translation
Please stop attacking people. He has no fault. This is not a mature behaviour.
DarkJoshua8
Memes [OC only] मंच(फोरम)
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makis178
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
What\s red and bad for your teeth !? That it'll be a brick! Is there a hole in your shoe? No Then how did you get your foot into it? What was more important than the invention of the firs...
Radu Robert8
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Tourist in the Louvre stops and stares at the sculpture covered with the fig leaves. After a long wait, the guide snaps: Mademoiselle, are you waiting for the autumn?
BlackSea4ever8
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Guys, come on! I'm reading this thread and I want to laugh. Please, don't start to fight and continue with jokes. There are stupid women. There are stupid men too. I am a native speaker, so I ca...
Jelena Petrovic 18
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson Go Camping: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Som...
The Bride8
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
What movie does Hillary Clinton watch when she is in a bad mood? - Kill Bill!
The Bride8
Europe translation
Tu as tout dit. Il va me manquer, LT vient de perdre quelqu'un. Et tout son magnifique travail réduit à l'anonymat... :( J'espère de tout cœur qu'il reviendra.
Klou7
Europe translation
Pierre, si tu es en train de lire cela, peut-être d‘un autre compte, s‘il-te-plait reviens.... je n‘ai aucune idee de ce qui c‘est passé et je n‘ai même pas lit les commentaires .... je s...
Cristina2237
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Γιατρός: Έχετε μία σπάνια αρρώστια, σας συνιστώ να κάνετε πολλά αμμόλουτρα. Ασθενής: - Και με τα αμμόλουτρα θα ...
The Bride7
Memes [OC only] मंच(फोरम)
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The Bride7
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
"Все друзья хотят меня женить - ну люди не выносят, когда другим хорошо" MZ All friends want me to get married - some people just can't take it...
BlackSea4ever7
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
?איך מסכמים את כל חגי ישראל במשפט אחד .ניסו להרוג אותנו, לא הצליחו, יאללה אוכל How do you sum up all Jewish holidays in one sentence? T...
Thomas2227
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
- Knock, knock - Who’s there? - Nun - Nun who? - Nun of your business!
The Bride7
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. A woman walks i...
The Bride7
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Darling Bride, tis for you: Practice is when everything works, but it is not clear how. Theory is when everything is clear, but nothing works. But still, sometimes theory and practice are combin...
BlackSea4ever7
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Okay - let's see if this joke works in English: Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Donald Trump have died and gone to heaven. God asks Obama: „What do you believe in?“ Obama answers: „I belie...
Flopsi7
Parole del cielo translation
Why are you so rude? We are all human and make mistakes. Everyone has typos now and then. Does attacking people make you feel important?
ϕιλομαθής6
Favorite movie quote? मंच(फोरम)
'We are all connected in the great circle of life' (Mufasa in Disney's 'The Lion King', 1994) :)
Alma Barroca6
Judge my accent? मंच(फोरम)
Conversation requires practice so that your brain clicks in without trying to internally translate word for word. It's a matter of conditioning and confidence. If you can I suggest you watch your favo...
Ww Ww6
Favorite movie quote? मंच(फोरम)
Not a movie but a TV series quote: Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you. Tyr...
SiHo_926
Europe translation
Pierre is GONE?! Why??? He has done so many beautiful translations here!!! We'll all miss you, petit eleve! Thank you for all your contributions to LT! :(
Туна Ченевская6
Idiom "one and the same" मंच(फोरम)
Maybe we need a "Common Phrases" section, and a "Proverbs" section, since many of the entries in the "Idioms" section aren't actually idioms.
ϕιλομαθής6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Θα βαλω κι αυτο με την αλογομυγα, να ειναι ολα μαζεμενα: Παει μια αλογομυγα και καθεται πανω σε ενα λυκοσκυλ...
The Bride6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Ήταν ένας τραυλός και πάει σε ένα βιβλιοπωλείο. – ΘεΘεΘεΘεΘεΘέλω δουδουδουδουδουλλλλλλειά. – Τον λυπηθηκε ...
The Bride6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Μια γυναίκα αποφασίζει να κάνει λίφτινγκ στο πρόσωπο για τα γενέθλιά της. Ξοδεύει 5000 ευρώ και αισθάνεται ιδια...
The Bride6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
- Мадам, позвольте Вами повосхищаться! - А руками трогать будете? - Конечно нет. - Ну, а смысл тогда? Translates to ...
BlackSea4ever6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? ‘Cause it’s bound to squeal. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees.
Radu Robert6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Μπαίνει ένας καθηγητής λατινικών σε ένα μπαρ και λέει στον μπάρμαν - Ένα Martinus θα ήθελα - Εννοείτε Martini? ρωτάει ...
Miena .6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
So Superman is out flying around one day, horny as hell, and he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself naked on top of the Justice League. She's laying out there all naked and spread eagle, and Superman...
The Bride6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
- Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? - Because every play has a cast.
The Bride6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Δυο πειρατές κάθονταν στην κουπαστή του πλοίου αφού είχαν κατεβάσει από μια νταμιτζάνα ρούμι ο καθένας... -Ρ...
The Bride6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
__Κυρία μου αυτή η μπριζόλα είναι σαν λάστιχο... __Ο σεφ μας έχει βραβευτεί με τρία αστέρια Michelin.
makis176
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Haha, Deanna, we do: — Почему сперма в банке спермы стоит дороже, чем кровь в банке крови? — Ручная работа... — Why sperm in t...
Igeethecat6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, th...
The Bride6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date
anna gül6
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter address...
makis176
Welcome! I discovered this site last year and I must say translating is so fun!Miena .5
Welcome to the community. Please take some time reading our Rules and our FAQ. If you ...Alma Barroca5
Europe translation
Je suis vraiment sur le cul, c'était une des premières personnes avec qui j'avais sympathisé.
Klou5
*NO* *NO* *NO*makis175
Europe translation
Pierre is ike part of the heart and soul of the community here. I am not active anymore, but he should know that he is truly appreciated , and that this is his rightful home. He doesn't need to thin...
अतिथि5
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Εγω αλλα βλεπω... :P Chill, ανεκδοτο ειναι, κουλαρε! Και δεν ειναι μεσα στη ζωη τα ναρκωτικα; καλως η κακως, ειναι, ...
The Bride5
Jokes/Aνέκδοτα मंच(फोरम)
Καλη ιδεα! *thumbs_up* Γιαγιά σε ζαχαροπλαστείο: - Τι γλυκά είναι αυτά παλικάρι μου; - Κοκάκια γιαγιά. - Μ...
The Bride5
Memes [OC only] मंच(फोरम)
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The Bride5
Memes [OC only] मंच(फोरम)
Not the best meme but I tried my best  [EN]veryDramaticKoit
ovubal5