Oldelaf & Mr D. - Père Noël (Pere Noel) (traduzione in Inglese)

traduzione in Inglese

Father Christmas

Every year, with winter,
comes my favourite month,
and since I've been very nice,
I'm waiting for an old character.
Hidden behind the Christmas tree,
I watch the chimney
with my child-eyes
- I was six, it's perfectly fine -
I sneak up so as not to miss anything,
but he lands, slips and yells, "Sh*t!"
This year, it's very strange,
He says "Hi, buttholes!" "Hello, Father Christmas."
"Don't you want a beer, kid?"
I liked him better last year.
"Well, what have you got in your sack?"
"Syringes and condoms."
"Oh. Okay, well... that isn't what I asked for! I asked for..."
"Hey - That's what I've got, so don't whine."
Then he pushes me away,
belches and pees on the tree.
Father Christmas, you are the only friend of children
who would always have at least three grams in his blood.
Father Christmas, you come back to visit all the little twerps
even if you aren't really a present.
I wanted a kitty cat (I was going to name it Snowball!)
"Yeah, that's right, choose a finger."
"Or the same bike Damien has!" "Who's Damien?" "My neighbour."
"Well, you just have to steal his..."
"Tell me, Father Christmas,
how are things at your place?
I'm sure there are reindeer and elves...?"
"No, what are you smoking?
I live in Porte de la Chapelle
in a dumpster.
"What's wrong, Father Christmas?
Did you want a Vittel? *
Your breath stinks."
"Let me ---"
"Oh, Father Christmas!" He barfed on the nativity scene!
"Look, kid, where's your Dad's whiskey?"
"There's none left."
"Fine, screw it, I'm going home!"
"Can I come with you, old man in red?"
"Who do you think I am? Chantal Goya?!" **
"Tell me, Santa, will you come back next year?"
"Yeah, right -- and your sister is Mongolian!" ***
Postato da Envergure Gio, 13/10/2011 - 02:10
Ultima modifica Envergure Mer, 26/11/2014 - 00:43
Commenti dell’autore:

* Vittel is a brand of bottled water.
** Goya is a singer and actress in French childrens' TV shows.
*** or "and your sister has Down's syndrome!" Down's syndrome used to be called "mongolism" in English and "mongolisme" in French. The WHO changed the disease's name when they realized it was offensive to the people of Mongolia.


Père Noël (Pere Noel)

Oldelaf & Mr D.: 3 più popolari
See also
Commenti fatti
Tyagin    Gio, 27/10/2011 - 22:16

Vittel: is a brand of springwater; Santa's so drunk he needs some fresh water to wash his bad breath away
( next line: your breath is funny)
as for the last line, all apologies to the great Mongol nation - a "mongolienne" is also a moron, or technically, a 21-trisomic.

(I confess I haven't read the translation thoroughly: I'm new to the site and have popped to many windows to read them all through!)

Envergure    Mer, 01/02/2012 - 04:37

Thanks, Tyagin. I've added your comments to my translation.