Hello universe!
It's MuscleBoy
You thought the clap was gone?
I've got a newsflash for you - IT'S BACK!
People often ask me how to do the perfect clap
A lot of people have been doing the clap wrong
It's time for you to learn
Start slow
When you hear the drum, you clap
I know it's complicated, but focus!
It looks like you clap with the deltoids
But you're really clapping with your heart!
Straight beautiful arms!
Keep a straight face!
No smiling!
Clap with deltoids!
Always have a beverage!
CLAP!
Then it goes faster
And you clap faster
ARE YOU READY?
Clap
Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Three, two, one, let's go!
Everybody fucking clap!
Hands up!
Come on sister - clap!
Come on!
Everybody do the Viking clap!
I'm sorry Will Smith, THIS is now the official World Cup song
Straight beautiful arms! Keep a straight face!
CLAP! DO THE VIKING CLAP!
Everybody do the Viking clap!