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Midsummernight at IKEA
I've prepared long for this day
Been instructed by private trainers
I've trained marathon and many martial arts
And I may say:
I belong to the strong!
(One, two, three ...)
I put on shinguards and the football gear
Because of the shoulder pads I have a huge stature
I'm fully armored, everything waterproof
I have a New Zealand warpaint in my face
I harmonize my body with my soul
And pray that I will reach my big aims
At last I put on my war helmet
Summer sale starts at IKEA oday
[Refrain:]
Today is midsummernight at IKEA
That's bargain hunting to the death
Today is midsummernight at IKEA
Rock-hard fight for every bargain offer
Punctual at 9:30 the door is open
From the back comes a pack of young mothers
To the left there's a cluster of seniors, to the right a mob of students
Before I realize it, I am surrounded
I go down and I get totally run over
I spit out a tooth: "You wanted it this way!"
By the help of a punch I overcome a man
And with bodychecks I fight forward
[Refrain]
The shelves are already gone, I steal, without asking
One of the "Billy" shelves from someone else's cart
Then the owner of it attacks me, I can only duck away
He jumps at the back of seller with his two feet!
Now it counts here, the nerves are raw
I wrench a wardrobe for dolls from a girl
She immediately starts to scream, her mother comes too late
The child has to learn it now: This is the reality!
[Refrain]
The battle is over, the battle is done
I have the best bargains in my cart
There's only one problem - I realize it at the checkout
I forget my wallet at home!
("Hey, get out of the way to the checkout over there!")
That's it with the midsummernight at IKEA
With the bargain hunting to the death
Today is midsummernight at IKEA
I failed right before finish - I'm a stupid idiot!
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Wise Guys: 상위 3
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| 2. | Nur für dich |
| 3. | Ständchen |
Idioms from "Mittsommernacht bei ..."
| 1. | die Nerven liegen blank |
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