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I'll Tell My Cat (Parody I'll Tell My Ma) nummertekst

  • Artiest: Marc Gunn Gastartiest: The Dubliners' Tabby Cats
  • Album: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers (2005)
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I'll Tell My Cat (Parody I'll Tell My Ma)

I'll tell my cat when I come home
"Leave the furniture alone"
She tore my sheets and shred my couch
I'm tired of coming home a grouch
 
But she is loving, she is pretty
And I am so whipped by my kitty
Her claws catch my sleeve, rips 1, 2, 3
Please won't you leave the curtains be
 
I tell her each morning that I love her
But my shoes need laces so please don't chew 'em
She mews real sweet then knocks over a candle
Now she's gnawing on my sandles
 
Out of the bathroom she struts quite bold
A roll of toilet paper clung to her toe
I really wonder if I will kill her
When her mouth has feathers from my pillow
 
She is loving, she is pretty
And I am so whipped by my kitty
Her claws catch my sleeve, rips 1, 2, 3
Please won't you leave the curtains be
 
Let the thunder storms crash all night long
She'll be too scared to rend my thong
She may be shivering from fright
But at least this weekend I'll have my tights
 
I bought her a scratch post of her own
So she'll leave my living room alone
But I come home to see fluff and filling
If she hadn't just meowed, there'd be a killing
 
She is loving, she is pretty
I am so whipped by my kitty
Her claws catch my sleeve, rips 1, 2, 3
Please won't you leave the curtains be
 
She is loving, she is pretty.
And I am so whipped by my kitty.
Her claws catch my sleeve, rips 1, 2, 3
I never liked those curtains anyway
 
bedankt!
Ingediend door BurgholdBurghold op Do, 18/08/2022 - 09:50

 

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