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Tłumaczenie
The dictators
If I was to start a football team with dictators
I would select Mussolini as centre-forward, but not Hitler in goal,
No, because he's too short
Pinochet would be left wing, and Mao would be left wing, cause he's on the left
And Pol Pot, he would be a trainer: "Oh, it's ok, it went back in on its own, it's ok"
Stalin red card, Mao, yellow card, to the stake, execution!
Woh lalalalalala nice head, Ceaucescu
Where are the supporters? Where are the opponents? Where are the referees?
They were put in cages.
If you play football with dictators, don't forget to warm up, to hydrate, yeah
Otherwise your skin will get scorched
And summer is coming soon
Ouapapadam ouapapadam parapapapapapadam
Ouapapadam ouapapadam
If I was to start a reggae band with dictators
Kadhafi would be on guitar 'cause he had long hair once
Saddam Hussein would be selected 'cause he is a baassist
And Khomeiny with his rasta cap would be on keyboards
And Pol Pot would be on barrel organ, wow you are too good at bar.. at organ
Now, now a solo by Pol Pot, hey, everybody listens, it's the technical part, shtt!
If you don't clap, he'll send you to jail, and if you clap, he'll send you to jail
Where is the public? Where are the technicians? Where are the musicians? Oh, they are in the pit.
If you play reggae with dictators, don't forget to bring your papers, yeah
Oh, no, no, not to roll (a joint)
It's just to present your identification
Ouapapadam ouapapadam parapapapapapadam
Ouapapadam ouapapadam
If we were to open a summer camp with dictators
People would not pay their cocktails with necklace pearls, they would pay with er... with their fingers
Come on Django, call for a round of drinks: "Well no, you are too many"
The club song is in German, and you better know the steps, 'cause the coach just came back from Rwanda
Where are the coaches? And where are the G.O.s? And the girls in swimsuits? They are in the showers.
If you go to a summer camp with dictators
Don't forget to bring your swimsuit, many activities occur in water
Or rather, underwater
Bloob bloob bloobbloob bloob bloob bloob bloob bloob...
[Sir, sir, he has eaten water]If we started cooking with dictators: "No thanks, it's ok, I'm not very hungry..."
If we started an amusement park with dictators: "Strange, no queue for the Russian mountains (roller coaster)"
If we were in a fashion house with dictators: "Your Mao style(mandarin) collar seems a bit too tight"
If we were to start a democracy with dictators: Yeah!... No, no
There's nothing you can do with dictators
Someone will always get hurt
In the present state of things
They will find it difficult to be retrained...
Though not necessarily, they have excellent opportunities at the job centre for dictators
They need someone for a genocide in Africa
Well, of course you've got to like Africa... Wait, otherwise there's still Eastern Europe, just wait 10-15 years till things settle down. You've got to get ready for a long wait, you've got to get ready...
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Les Fatals Picards: Top 3
| 1. | L'amour à la française |
| 2. | Mon père était tellement de gauche |
| 3. | La sécurité de l'emploi |
Frazeologizmy z utworu „Les Dictateurs”
| 1. | yellow card |
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O tłumaczu
Some of the puns in Fatals Picards' text are uneasy to reflect in the English translation. Just one example, 'col Mao' is a mandarin collar in English. But a mandarin is not a dictator... Same situation for the 'montagnes russes', roller coaster in English, the link with Russia is lost