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Craigslist
Whoa, yeah!
You’ve got a ‘65 Chevy Malibu
With automatic drive, a custom paint job, too
I’ll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
And a slightly-used sombrero
And I’ll even throw in a stapler, if you insist
Craigslist, I’m on Craigslist, baby, come on
Yeah!
Well, we shared a quick glance Saturday at the mall
I never took a chance, never approached you at all
You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas
I was wearing red Speedos and a hockey mask
Come on, let’s find that love connection that we missed
On Craigslist, yeah, Craigslist, come on
I’m on Craigslist, well, baby, maybe you are too
Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bam boo
Spoken:
An open letter to the snotty barista
At the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Boulevard:
I know there were 20 people behind me in line
But I was on a cell phone call with my mother
Didn’t you see me hold up my index finger?
That means I’ll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes
So what’s with the attitude, lady?
No tip for you
Got a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts, you can have them for free
You can drop by on the weekend and pick them up from me
But the trash can ain’t part of the deal
Only giving you the peanuts, get real
Don’t have no Hefty bags, so bring your own
Don’t bug me with questions on the phone
Don’t ask for help, don’t waste my time
And don’t complain, ‘cause they won’t cost you a dime
Just ask yourself, Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
You can have my Styrofoam peanuts
Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
You can have them all
They’re on Craigslist, yeah
Craigslist, oh baby, come on
I’m on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist
I’m on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist now
Craigslist
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Petrelli la 2011-07-22
Petrelli la 2011-07-22Traducere
Craigslist*
O, da!
"Ai la vanzare un Chevorlet Malibu din '65
cu cutie automata si vopsita artistic?
Iti dau la schimb vechea mea roaba
Si un sombrero la mana a doua.
Iar daca insisti o sa-ti dau si un capsator."
Craigslist, sunt pe Craigslist, baiete,
O da!
"Ei bine, privirile noastre s-au intalnit scurt Sambata la mall
Dar nu am vrut sa risc, mi-a fost frica sa intru in vorba cu tine.
Tu, o blonda pe jumatate asiatica cu flatulenta cronica...
Iar eu, armasarul in chiloti tanga rosii si cu masca de hockey.
Haide sa ne gasim dragostea eterna impreuna..."
Pe Craigslist, da, Craigslist, haide
Sunt pe Craigslist, poate si tu iubito esti logata...
Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bam boo
Vorbit:
"O scrisoare deschisa catre vanzatoarea mucoasa
de la 'Coffe Bean' de pe Bulevardul San Vicente:
Stiu ca erau inca 20 de persoane in spatele meu la coada
Dar eram in conferinta pe molecular cu maica'mea.
Nu ai inteles asta in momentul cand am ridicat degetul aratator?
Asta insemna deasemenea ca doream latte-ul meu cu lapte de soia un pic mai tarziu...
Asa ca de ce te ofusci atat cucoana!?
Sa stii ca nu-ti mai dau bacsis!"
"Am la oferta un tomberon plin cu polistiren.
Gratis. Poti trece pe la mine in weekend ca sa-l iei.
Dar TOMBERONUL nu face parte din oferta!
Eu ofer numai polistirenul, tomberonul este mostenire de familie!
Nu am pungi de 1 leu, trebuie sa veniti voi cu ele.
Asa ca nu mai puneti intrebari tembele la telefon!
Nu-mi cereti ajutorul, nu imi pierdeti timpul
Si nu va plangeti ca doar va dau polistirenul gratis!
Puneti-va aceasta intrebare: vreti sau nu vreti polistirenul meu?
Poti avea polistirenul meu...
Vrei polistirenul meu...?
Ti-l dau pe tot!..."
Toti sunt calare pe Craigslist, da!
Craigslist, o iubito, haide
Sunt activ pe Craigslist,Craigslist,Craigslist
Sunt acum pe Craigslist,Craigslist, Craigslist, acum.
Craigslist.
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This is sung to "When The Music's Over" by the Doors!