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My bulges of old
When I weighed twenty stones
like an elephant cub,
I would scandalously sprawl
across three seats in the subway.
When I flew on a Caravelle
the plane leaned on one side.
When I climbed up the Eiffel tower
I could feel it sway.
(chorus)
Were are my bulges of old gone?
My appealing double chins.
I lost them all with this diet,
both my extra weight and my lovers.
When I bought a bra
I always supersized it.
Now I look like a candy cane
and I don't wear any.
To please me, all my lovers
would hand me both the keys
of their flats
and their fridges.
(chorus)
I should have been content
with my bed achievements,
but I read in Marie-Pierre1
"Lose your calories".
Now I wonder at my slenderness
and only appeal to fashion designers.
They dress me alright, but nobody
cares to undress me anymore.
(chorus)
- 1. a wink to Marie-Claire.
Marie-Pierre is a common surname in France.
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Ça au moins c'est du texte, ça nous change des inepties à la mode... ;)