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Artist: Worm Quartet (ShoEboX)
Album: Faster Than a Speeding Mullet

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Great Idea for a Song

Remember when we used to hold each other close

And gaze so deeply in each other's eyes?

Remember how I said I'd never let you go

And how you swore you'd never tell me lies -- you do? Well...

All I remember is the way you nonchalantly

Squashed my heart just like a cockroach on the floor

All I remember is the happiness I felt

The day I finally kicked your skank ass out the door

Remember when you were the best part of my life,

The reason I got up to face the day?

Remember how you swore you'd always stay by me

And love me for forever, come what may -- you do? Well...

All I remember is the nights you'd go out drinking

And I'd pray the cops would find you somewhere dead

All I remember is the way that all my dishes

Became airborne and flew right into my head

Now, please don't think I'm ranting 'cos I'm bitter

I've found somebody new and I've moved on

But if only your name rhymed with twisted psychotic slut

I'd have a great idea for a song

Remember when we used to drive down to the beach

And walk along the seashore hand in hand?

Remember when we used to sit and watch the waves

And spell out our initials in the sand -- you do? Well...

All I remember is the whining and the moaning

And the griping about every little thing

All I remember is how soundly I could sleep

When I dreamt of your lifeless body festering

Now, please don't think that this is all just hindsight

I've felt this way about you for so long

And if only your name rhymed with sadistic lying bitch

I'd have a great idea for a song

Oh, your name might as well

Rhyme with psycho whore from south of Hell

'Cos of all the crap you put me through back then

Oh, if only your mom and dad

Had named you something that rhymed with walking talking Maxi Pad

Think of all the clever tunes I could have penned

'Cos Becky rhymes with yecky, and Missy rhymes with pissy

And Suzy rhymes with floozy, and Patty rhymes with fatty

Elizabeth rhymes with kiss of death, and Eleanor rhymes with smelly whore

And Marigold rhymes with hairy-holed, and Lauren rhymes with scorin'

Celia Linda Park rhymes with feel ya in the dark

Daisy Rhoda York rhymes with easy hoe to pork

Rhonda Lynn Mae Stutback rhymes with fondlin' my butt crack

I'd pay to change your name to Shelly Hunt!

(Hey!)

Remember when your latest hunk of throbbing meat

Had left you for a nicer piece of ass?

Remember when you called me, sobbing on the phone,

And begged me to forgive you for your past -- you do? Well...

All I remember is that lab rats don't push levers

After taking an electric shock or two

I'd rather duct-tape a live wire to my groin

Than take a death march down memory lane with you

Now, please don't think I wanna be your friend now

I'd rather see John Goodman in a thong

But if only your name rhymed with backstabbing heartless tramp

I'd have a great idea for a song

Yeah, if only your name rhymed with manipulative conniving whore

I'd have a great idea for a song

Yeah, if only your name rhymed with worthless cheating worm-ridden butt-ugly bile-sucking skanky smelly slutty waste of flesh, fat and bone that makes me want to donate my entire life savings to NASA in the hopes that someday they'll make a time machine and I can retroactively give your parents a box of condoms

I'd have a great idea for a song