• Sarah Hester Ross

    Vibrators Are a Girl's Best Friend

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текст песни Vibrators Are a Girl's Best Friend

Some think that it's not ladylike
Some think that it's uncouth
But I say, why hide behind
The obvious truth
 
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But vibrators are a girl's best friend
A partner is great, but they won't always get you to that
"Oh-God-place"
Or help you find your O-face
 
Love is great, but it's a fact
Sometimes they don't know where your G-spot is
It's true and sad
Whether big and black or small and fast
These cocks always will last
Vibrators are a girl's best friend
 
Bullets
Wands
Thrusters
Air pulsators
Come on, little Rabbit
Let's show 'em how to do it
 
Stop!
Uh uh uh
This ain't only fans
Ooo, key change
 
There may come a time when your
Love's out of town
Vibrators are a girl's best friend
"Oh, right there"
There may come a time when he's
Had just a little bit too much to drink
And you are very horny
 
It's always hard, no blow job needed
Just one click and you're ready to go
Let your friend make you "uh"
Then go cuddle with your chum
Vibrators are a girl's best friend
 
I don't mean dildos
That's a really big difference
One you gotta put in the dishwasher to clean
The other you just wipe down with the towelette
Every once in a while
Plug into the wall and have a good time
 
But vibrators
Vibrators
Come on, doctor diagnosed me with melancholy
Those vibrators are a girl's best
Best friend!
 

 

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