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Welcome to the Internet

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content - some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
 
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
 
[Verse 3]
Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
 
[Verse 4]
Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet!
 
[Verse 5]
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
Don't act surprised - you know you like it, you whore
 
[Verse 6]
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom
Or find a tumor in your-
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
 
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
 
[Spoken Interlude]
You know, it wasn't always like this
 
[Bridge]
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs
A chatroom or two
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
For you! You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
 
[Break]
(*Laughing hysterically*)
 
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the time
 
Добавлено azakaazaka в сб, 05/06/2021 - 14:52
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Dobrdošli na internet

Strofa 1
Dobrodošli na internet, razgledajte okolo
Može se naći bilo šta šta što vam padne na pamet
Imamo planine materijala- neki bolji, neki gori
Ako vas ništa ne zainteresuje, bili biste prvi
 
Strofa 2
Dobrodošli na internet, smestite se
Da li biste voleli da vidite neke novosti ili stopala poznate žene?
Nema potrebe za panikom, ovo nije test, haha
Samo klimaj ili odmahuj glavom i mi ćemo uraditi ostalo
 
Strofa 3
Dobrodošli na internet, šta biste više voleli
Da li biste hteli da se borite za jednaka prava ili tvitujete rasnu uvredu?
Budite srećni! Budite napaljeni! Pucajte od besa!
Imamo milion različitih načina da se uključite
 
Strofa 4
Dobrodošli na internet! Ostavi svoje brige
Izvolite savet za ceđenje paste, evo devetogodišnjaka koji je umro
Imamo filmove i doktore i fantastične sportove
I gomilu šarenih crteža
Svih Hari Poter likova koji j*bu jedni druge
Dobrodošli na internet!
 
Strofa 5
Drži se za svoje čarape
Jer ti je nasumični lik upravo fino poslao slike svog penisa
Zrnaste su i odvratne, upravo ti je poslao još
Ne pretvaraj se da si iznenađen-znaš da ti se sviđa, kurvo
 
Strofa 6
Vidi obezglavljenog čoveka, uvredi se, poseti psihijatra
Pokaži nam slike svoje dece
Reci nam svaku misao koju imaš
Započni glasinu, kupi metlu, ili pošalji pretnju smrću bumeru
Ili pošalji poruku maloletnoj devojci, idi na Zoom
Ili nađi tumom u svom-
Evo ti opcija za zdravi doručak
Trebalo bi da ubiješ majku
Evo zašto žene nikada ne spavaju sa tobom
Evo kako možeš napraviti bombu
Koji si Power Ranger? Uradi ovaj čudni kviz
Obama je poslao imigrante da vakcinišu vašu decu
 
Refren
Da li ste zainteresovani za sve, sve vreme?
Pomalo od svega, sve vreme
Apatija je tragedija, dosada je kriminal
Sve i svašta sve vreme
Da li ste zainteresovani za sve, sve vreme?
Pomalo od svega, sve vreme
Apatija je tragedija, dosada je kriminal
Sve i svašta sve vreme
 
Govoren deo
Znaš, nije uvek bilo ovako
 
Prelaz
Ne tako davno, samo malo pre tvog vremena
Pre nego što su kule pale, oko '99
Ovo su bili katalozi, blogovi o putovanjima
Soba za ćaskanje ili dve
Posmatrali smo i proveli noći čekajući
Tebe! Nezasitog tebe!
Mama te je pustila da koristiš njen iPad, nisi imao ni dve
I radio je sve stvari koje smo ga dizanijrali da radi
Sada, pogledaj se! Oh, pogledaj se!
Sebe! Nezausvljiv, gledljiv
Tvoje vreme je sada, tvoje unutra je napolju, dušo, kako si porastao
I ako se držimo zajedno, ko zna šta ćemo uraditi?
Uvek je bio plan da se svet stavi u tvoju šaku
 
Pauza
Histerični smeh
 
Refren
Da li ste zainteresovani za sve, sve vreme?
Pomalo od svega, sve vreme
Apatija je tragedija, dosada je kriminal
Sve i svašta sve vreme
Da li ste zainteresovani za sve, sve vreme?
Pomalo od svega, sve vreme
Apatija je tragedija, dosada je kriminal
Sve i svašta, sve i svašta
Sve i svašta
Sve vreme
 
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