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Bayern

Es gibt nicht viel auf dieser Welt,
Woran man sich halten kann.
Manche sagen: Die Liebe!
Vielleicht ist da was dran.
Und es bleibt ja immer noch Gott,
Wenn man sonst niemand hat.
Andere glauben an gar nichts,
Das Leben hat sie hart gemacht.
 
Es kann soviel passieren,
Es kann soviel geschehen.
Nur eins weiß ich hundertprozentig:
Nie im Leben würde ich zu Bayern gehen!
 
Ich meine, wenn ich 20 wär'
Und supertalentiert,
Und Real Madrid hätte schon angeklopft,
Und die Jungs aus Manchester.
Und ich hätt' auch schon für Deutschland gespielt
Und wär' mental topfit
Und Uli Hoeneß würde bei mir
Auf der Matte stehen.
 
Ich würde meine Tür nicht öffnen,
Weil's für mich nicht in Frage kommt,
Sich bei so Leuten wie den Bayern
Seinen Charakter zu versauen.
 
Das wollt' ich nur mal klarstellen.
Damit wir uns richtig verstehen:
Ich habe nichts gegen München,
Ich würde nur nie zu den Bayern gehen!
 
Muss denn sowas wirklich sein?
Ist das Leben nicht viel zu schön?
Sich selber so wegzuschmeißen
Und zum FC Bayern zu gehen!
 
Es kann soviel passieren,
Es kann soviel geschehen.
Ganz egal, wie hart mein Schicksal wär,
Ich würde nie zum FC Bayern München gehen.
 
Was für Eltern muss man haben
Um so verdorben zu sein,
Einen Vertrag zu unterschreiben
Bei diesem Scheißverein?
 
Wir würden nie zum FC Bayern München gehen!
- Niemals zu den Bayern gehen!
Wir würden nie zum FC Bayern München gehen!
- Niemals zu den Bayern gehen!
 
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Bayern

There's not much in this world,
that we can be certain about.
Some say perhaps love,
has something do with it.
And there always remains God,
when you otherwise have no-one.
Others believe in nothing,
They've just made life hard.
 
So much can happen,
So much can occur,
Just there's one think I know 100% percent:
Never in my life would I go to Bayern.
 
I mean, if I were 20
and super talented,
and Real Madrid had already come knocking,
and the boys from Manchester.
And I'd already played for Germany,
and were mentally top fit
and Uli Hoeneß would be at mine
knocking at the door.
 
I wouldn't open the door,
because for me in doesn't even come into question,
to be with people from Bayern,
and worsen your character.
 
I just wanted to make that clear,
so that we understand one another:
I have nothing against Munich,
I would just never go to Bayern.
 
Does it really have to be like that?
Is life not nice enough?
To throw yourself away,
and go to FC Bayern.
 
So much can happen,
So much can occur,
Regardless of strong my destiny would be,
I would never go to FC Bayern Munich.
 
What kind of parents do you have to have,
to be so twisted,
to sign a contract
for this shitty club?
 
We would never go to FC Bayern Munich!
- Never to Bayern!
We would never go to FC Bayern Munich!
- Never to Bayern!
 
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dionysiusdionysius
   Lör, 05/11/2016 - 13:31

A few corrections:

"They've just made life hard." - "Life has made them hard/tough."

"Just there's one think" - "There's only one thing"

"And I'd already played for Germany," - "And if I'd already played for Germany"

magicmuldermagicmulder
   Tis, 14/03/2017 - 15:13

"Regardless of strong my destiny would be" => "No matter how rough my life would be"

"And there always remains God" => "And there's always God"

"Is life not nice enough?" => "Isn't life too beautiful"

RealAchampnatorRealAchampnator    Tis, 17/10/2017 - 21:21

Another correction Bayern is having an own English word and its Bavaria and München is translated as Munich

magicmuldermagicmulder
   Fre, 20/10/2017 - 09:26

Since it's a proper name, I wouldn't translate it at all. Nobody translating an English text about basketball or football into German would translate the team names. It's always "Chicago Cubs" in German, not "Chicago-Welpen". :D

RealAchampnatorRealAchampnator    Lör, 21/10/2017 - 15:10

Well but look i guess not all English people know the word Bayern thats why i would also translate that word

magicmuldermagicmulder
   Sön, 22/10/2017 - 17:37

And no German will understand what "Cubs" or "Lakers" or "Trailblazers" are, so you'd translate US basketball team names when translating a text into German? That's simply not how it's commonly done.
And the other way around? HSV becomes HSC? How about Harmony Frankfurt? Prussia Dortmund? :D

Try entering "Bavaria Munich" into Google and see how many results you get that point to the football club - zero. So another reason why translating the name isn't helpful at all.

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