The Penis Collection

Created by Flopsi on 26 jul 2019 | Senast ändrad av Flopsi 13 sep 2019

Those are songs of a very special body part and no, it's not about sex. Okay, okay, not most of the time.

Due to the double entendre where a toy of "silver bells hanging on a string" was also used to represent a certain part of the anatomy this song was banned on most radio stations.
It still reached no. 1 on Billboard Hot 100!

Översättningar:   tyska turkiska portugisiska

Size seems to matter - at least if the penis is like an extra bellybottom.

Översättningar:  portugisiska Tongan

Just average

Översättningar:  svenska portugisiska tyska

Let's brag about it

Översättningar:   turkiska ryska franska 4 more

Blow job

Översättningar:   spanska tyska rumänska 9 more

The Austrian version of this blow job

Översättningar:   engelska tyska

This penis got a special name: Stilzchen

Everybody in Paris knows about this penis

Översättningar:   engelska

Conversation about a man to hand relationship

Översättningar:   tyska holländska

Something like an angel?

Översättningar:   ryska grekiska tyska 3 more
Sång | tyska Möhre

Nobody believes it's that big

Översättningar:   italienska

Översättningar:   engelska

Suggested by Demonia

Översättningar:   ryska danska franska 4 more

Suggested by Demonia

Suggested by Diazepan Medina

Översättningar:   engelska

Översättningar:   ryska spanska

Suggested by Jadis

Översättningar:   engelska

Suggested by Sophia

Översättningar:   engelska

Suggested by vevvev

Översättningar:   engelska

Översättningar:   ungerska
Sång | franska Naza

Suggested by kwameGH

Suggested by _kkot

Though this song is about a record you surely think about something else

It's all the music video - but be careful:
According to Wikipedia Billboard described the music video as "the most disturbing video of 2011". The magazine also described it as "the most frightening video of 2011".

Suggested by Vera Jahnke

Suggested by Maluca

Sång | tyska Puhdys

Översättningar:   engelska franska

Suggested by annabellanna

FlopsiFlopsi    Lör, 27/07/2019 - 02:15

Yes, it does and there's the problem. I wanted this collection about the male part as a main subject, that's why I'm not sure about adding it.

FlopsiFlopsi    Lör, 27/07/2019 - 01:58

This fits just perfect. Thank you so much!

Women part - guess that's got to be another collection. This is all to celebrate men and their best part. Wink smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Sön, 28/07/2019 - 05:18

I guess Flo Rida had a deep impact. Teeth smile

Once again - the songs should be on the penis as a main subject, that's why I didn't add "Ole Torero" by Pabellón Psiquiátrico or "Pussy" by Rammstein.
I know it's a thin line, but IMHO those songs are more about sexual intercourse. Blow jobs are a different thing - they're all about the penis.

I appreciate all of your suggestions even if I didn't add a song. Thank you all!

FlopsiFlopsi    Mån, 29/07/2019 - 11:57

Oops, that one droped out of my collection somehow. I had some beginner problems since this is my first collection - I thought I could just add the links and got a error message. I've added the song just for this collection.

Thank you for making me aware that this song is missing!

JadisJadis    Mån, 29/07/2019 - 12:05

Ну же, что Вы! Embarrassed smile

Sophia_Sophia_    Mån, 29/07/2019 - 14:02

А что не так? Wink smile

JadisJadis    Mån, 29/07/2019 - 15:24

Несомненно. А как сказать – чуткость, утонченность, изысканность...

FlopsiFlopsi    Mån, 29/07/2019 - 12:03

Jadis & Sophia!
Just great those two songs! Thank you.

EquirythmysticaEquirythmystica    Mån, 29/07/2019 - 14:26

Так почти все песни Сектора газа нужно тогда в подборку включать )

FlopsiFlopsi    Tis, 30/07/2019 - 13:46

Hmm, nee. Die ersten beiden sind zu abstrakt und bei den Ärzten ist das ja nur eine weiblichle Erwiderung.
Ich will Geschichten. Ich will tiefsinniges und oberflächliches Gelabere über das beste Stück. Das Verdammen und das In-den-Himmel-heben.
Tja, und Sexfantasien, wenn es tatsächlich überwiegend um den Schwanz geht und nicht um den Akt an sich.
Ah! Danke! Da fällt mir ein anderes Lied ein, das hier noch fehlt.

kwameGHkwameGH    Tis, 30/07/2019 - 19:04

I love this collection! 😀🤣🤣 Unfortunately I don't know any songs with the phallus as theme.

FlopsiFlopsi    Ons, 31/07/2019 - 02:27

Thank you so much. I'm so glad for everyone loving this collection and it's still growing.... Wink smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Ons, 31/07/2019 - 03:43

Thanks to you - this collection is no. 1 of the weak + no. 1 of the month!

JadisJadis    Tor, 01/08/2019 - 08:06

No 1 of the 'weak', but still going strong! Regular smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Mån, 05/08/2019 - 15:30

Liebe Vera,

vielen Dank! Ich kann halt nicht alle Penis-Lieder kennen. Wink smile

And though this collection droped out of the weekly charts, it's now climbing up the Top 50 of the Year. Teeth smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Mån, 05/08/2019 - 17:17

Den hatte ich voll vergessen. Dankeschön!

FlopsiFlopsi    Fre, 13/09/2019 - 15:05

Thank you. This one was really missing - it fits just perfect into this collection.