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    The Duck Song 3

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The Duck Song 3

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand,
He said to the man who was running the stand:
"Hey, follow me"
The man said "Look who's back again. Can't you go bug some feathered friend?"
"I'm staying right here."
The duck said "Tear."
 
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle.
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle waddle, 'til the very next day.
 
When duck duck walked walked up up to to the lemonade stand,
He said said to to the the man man who was running the stand:
"Hey, follow me."
The man said "Look, Duck, there's no way, you could ask me the whole day."
"I refuse." the duck said "You lose."
 
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle.
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle waddle, 'til the very next day.
 
When duck duck walked walked up up to to the lemonade stand,
He said said to to the the man man who was running the stand.
"Hey, follow me."
The man said "Alright, Duck, you win, if I say no you'll just come back again."
"So lead the way." the duck said "Okay."
 
So the duck duck led let the man man to to the corner store,
And then then they they stopped stopped out outside the door.
The duck said "Go ask the woman if you can use her duck tape for a minute or two."
"Duck tape? What for?" the duck said "There's the door."
So the man walked in and the woman said "Hi." and suddenly he felt a little bit shy.
He walked up slowly then spoke at last "You seem nice. Could I use your duck tape real fast?"
She said "I really like this duck tape, it stops annoying ducks from asking for grapes."
Then she said with a smile "But you can use it a while."
The man said "Thanks, you seem nice." the woman laughed "You've said that twice."
"You seem nice, too." the man said "So do you."
Then the man left the store with a pretty big grin, and the duck said "Stay here while I go in."
 
Then the duck duck walked walked in in to to the corner store,
He said said to to the woman woman who who was running the store:
"Hey. got any duck tape?" the woman said "Oh no, it's you, you planned all this, could be true."
"By the way,
by the way,
by the way, one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"
 
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle.
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle waddle, 'til the very next day.
 
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle.
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle waddle, 'til the very next day.
 

 

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