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Översättning
Sasuke, You're an Idiot!
Sasuke, you used to be the coolest
Guy in Konoha, the girls are into you
Sasuke, you used to be the top of the class
Every year, Naruto had never been a match for you
Sasuke, your journey through life is though, is hard, and tricky
Sasuke, your fate is very tragic
We all empathized with you
Sasuke, didn't your parents tell you
Not to follow strange men with makeup
Scales, and a snake fetish?
Sasuke, you're an idiot, a moron!
We know your parents died
An unparallelled emo with an aggression problem
Take a leaf out of Naruto's book, he can do it too!
Sasuke, I'd like to ask you a question:
Is it possible? Are you on your period?
I'm just wondering, because, Sasuke
I only know this mood swings from monthly pain
Do you want some Dolormin?* And no, unfortunately I don't mean this as a joke...
Sasuke, can you finally decide
Or do you need more time?
You wanna kill your brother, help the Akatsuki
Destroy Konoha, become Hokage, tell me once you've figured it out!
Sasuke, you're an idiot, a moron!
You believed everything they told you*
An unparallelled emo with an aggression problem
Itachi used to be a hero, and you screwed it up!
Sasuke, purple doesn't suit you, nor does black with red
Just ask your brother for help
Oh wait, he's dead...
Sasuke, your stripper outfit you got from Orochimaru
Is an absolute no-go, or did I miss a fashion trend?
Sasuke, didn't your parents tell you
That you normally don't wear a skirt as a ninja
Which looks menacing at best
Which doesn't really work with the open shirt?
Sasuke, you're an idiot, a moron!
You traded the headband for little clouds
An unparallelled emo with an aggression problem
Put on some clothes, or a flu will knock you out!
Sasuke, you used to be the coolest
Guy in Konoha, but now you're pissing us off!
Sasuke, just take a snickers*
Relax and come back down, before you ultimately fuck up!
Sasuke, just chill and don't do anything, that could be helpful!
Get a good therapist, and get hold of yourself again!
Sasuke, you're an idiot, a moron!
You're never gonna be Hogake, get it out of your head!
Some unparallelled emo with an aggression problem
And if necessary, Naruto will beat the shit out of you!
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* Dolormin is a medication that is mainly used for treating pain.
* "Hast jeden Scheiß, den man dir sagt, geglaubt" literally means "Believed every piece of crap they told you", stressing that everything they told Sasuke is bullshit, and that he would believe anything, no matter what they told him.
* There is a famous Snickers advertiment, saying someone is turning into a Diva when being hungry, and that Snickers can solve it.