In the year 1980, in the middle of the Cold War,
We fought the Reds of Nicaragua
And we gave money to our friends the Contras
For buying weapons, bullets and gas... and land mines.
But Congress gave the funding a cut
Over a few kilos of cocaine. It was a mistake,
But then a hero arrived, by the name Oliver North
And with Reagan he tricked those scoundrels.
Ollie North! Ollie North!
(North sold in secret some missiles to a harmless country called Iran, who would have always been a faithful ally, and then he gave the profits to the Contras. Genius!)
But the affair was discovered - no! -
by a newspaper - he he! -
For Regan and North - well! -
It put them in a bad spot -ouch! -
Because it was an act of high treason
(But it was totally justified!)
Ollie took the blame for the crime
To save Reagan from great embarrassment
And then he made his secretary
Turn all those documents into a million pieces.
Ollie North!
Ollie North!
He was a soldier... a hero... a novelist
And now he is on Fox News!
(What a pity, I've reached the end!)
-Specter, the Flying Fox