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Shpalman

One of the mask that a man can wear is the one made of clay
We must say that one of the mask that a man can wear is the one made of bronze
There’s the iron mask
There’s the Goofy mask
But the S**t mask
Is produced only by Shpalman (from the italian verb “spalmare” which means “spread”)
 
ma adesso e il momento della cazzuola di Shpalman!!!)
But now it’s time for the trowel (?) of Shpalman
 
A rough guy behind the corner
Wanted to steal my vespa
Another rough guy behind another corner
Wanted to steal my necklace
 
But I called Shpalman
He answered:”Tell me?”
And I told him “Come here
Because I need you to defend me!!!”
 
Be careful bad guys,
Because Shpalman is coming
And he spreads s**t on your face
Help, Shpalman is coming
And he will spread everybody
 
Because Shpalman is coming
And he spreads s**t on your face
Help, Shpalman is coming
And he will spread everybody
 
Shpalman is undoubtedly
A friend with the hands in the pasta (it means “envolved in something”)
And forget it if you think that you can’t tell him “Hey guy, now stop it”
 
Because his name is Shpalman
And the name explains everything
tinge il viso color maron
poi l'ascuiga col phon
 
He makes you super spreaded
Because his name is Shpalman
And he spreads s**t on your face
Help, Shpalman is coming
And he will spread everybody
 
He’s an hero of our times
I’m not afraid to be face to face with you
sul volto shpalmami
 
Wow, it’s super!!!
In the package of the toy ‘Shpalman megatrasformer Superaction’
You can find the card for the competition
“Spread your classmate
And you can win the trowel of Shpalman!!”
 
Because Shpalman is coming
And he spreads s**t on your face
Help, Shpalman is coming
And he will spread everybody
 
You sign the face
Of my enemies
and you create a frame on their faces
with pieces of s**t
 
goodbye Shpalman
we’ll miss you very much
and every rascal
will be spread
 
Original lyrics

Shpalman

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