Sektor Gaza - Снегурочка (Snegurotshka) (Terjemahan English)

Sektor Gaza – Снегурочка

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Снегурочка

Расскажи, Снегурочка, где была?

Расскажи-ка, милая, как дела?

Да вот, недавно кончились, Дед Мороз,

Пролила немало я горьких слёз.

Всю постель изгадила, вот беда!

Подвела меня моя транда.

Я чуть не расстаяла от тоски,

И набухли жутко мои соски!

Здравствуй, дедушка Мороз, борода из ваты!

Ты подарки нам принёс, пидораc горбатый?!

Расскажи, Снегурочка, где была?

Расскажи-ка, милая, с кем спала?

Да вот, недавно с Лешим был грешок,

Он один раз кончил и ушёл.

Сразу видно: он как мужик-бревно.

Он натёр мозоли мне между ног.

Я ходить неделю не могла.

Ох, как я жалею, что ему дала!

Здравствуй, дедушка Мороз, борода из ваты!

Ты подарки нам принёс, пидораc горбатый?!

(SOLO)

Расскажи, Снегурочка, где была?

Расскажи-ка, милая, у кого брала?!

Да вот, у Водяного, Дед Мороз,

Он мужик ништяк, хоть и весь зарос!

У него подмытый он всегда,

Хоть воняет тиной, но ерунда,

Хоть застряла тина меж зубов,

Но такой кайфец, не хватает слов!!

Здравствуй, дедушка Мороз, борода из ваты!

Ты подарки нам принёс, пидораc горбатый?!

Здравствуй, дедушка Мороз, борода из ваты!

Ты подарки нам принёс, пидораc горбатый?!

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SaintMark pada hari 2017-01-26

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Komentar pengumpul:

this is a parody of a famous russian children song:
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/russian-children-songs-pesnya-zaitza-i-vol...

From the show "nu Pogodi", that features a hare and a wolf as protagonists:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu,_pogodi!

English

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Snow Maiden

Tell me, Snow Maiden, where have you been ? (1)

Tell me, my dear, how are things ?

Yes, I recently broke up, Santa Claus,

I shed many bitter tears.

The whole bed is soiled, that's the thing

My pussy has let me down

I almost melted from depression

And my nipples are terribly swollen

Hello, Santa Claus, with your cotton beard

Did you bring us any gifts, you hunchback dickwad ?! (1a)

Tell me, Snow Maiden, where have you been ?

Tell me, my dear, with whom did you sleep ?

Why, lately with Leshy, a little youthful mistake (2)

He came just once, and left (2a)

Suddenly I realized: he is like a man made of wood (2b)

He rubbed me blisters between my legs

I could not walk for a week.

Oh, how I regret to have banged him !

Hello, Santa Claus, with your cotton beard

Did you bring us any gifts, you hunchback dickwad ?!

(SOLO)

Tell me, Snow Maiden, where have you been ?

Tell me, my dear, whom did you suck ?

Well, I did the waterman, Santa Claus,

He's a cool guy, though all overgrown with hair!

His dick is always washed and clean

Although it stinks of mud, but that doesn't bother me

Although I got mud stuck between my teeth,

But it was such a thrill, I have no words !! (3)

Hello, Santa Claus, with your cotton beard

Did you bring us any gifts, you hunchback dickwad ?!

Hello, Santa Claus, with your cotton beard

Did you bring us any gifts, you hunchback dickwad ?!

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(1) "Snegurochka", the snow-maiden, helper of the russian Santa Clause and common figure in fairy tales.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snegurochka
(1a) lit. "hunchbacked fag"
(2) "Leshy", a forest spirit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leshy
(2a) he ejaculated only once, and left
(2b) a man of wood, meaning insensitive, no feelings.
(3) "Khefetz" - similar to hebrew "חפץ" meaning "Zest", "Willing", "Wanting"

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thanks to user "St. Sol" for help with the missing lines

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Brat

Suka

Rab, 13/12/2017 - 11:27

A really good translation! Save that I'd say she has befouled her bed, 'wrecked' is not the best choice here. :)

Gavin

Suka

Rab, 13/12/2017 - 11:40

Befouled sounds like something out of Shakespeare!

What has she done to the bed? If it's smashed up then "wrecked" is fine. If she has made it dirty then "soiled" is better...

What a charming song ;)

Ivan U7n

Suka

Rab, 13/12/2017 - 11:59

In this context the verb means "to make something very dirty". ;)

Brat

Suka

Rab, 13/12/2017 - 12:48

I agree with 'soiled' but it has less figurative meaning. :( Befouled is better, indeed, though it's used rarely. I don't even tell of 'besmeared'... :)