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    Break Free Parody

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This video
Is the
Ultimate nerd fantasy
The only thing
Missing
Is a Darth Vader sex scene
(Huh!)
 
I was a children's TV star
Now I wanna be a mature artist
(Huh!)
I'm not just for kids anymore
Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this
 
That's right
I'm dating the rapper you saw in
That video I did before
Boning
A black guy to break free
My good girl image was a bore
 
This song
Sounds like Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream"
I copy shit you've heard before
"This Kiss" by Carly Rae Jepson
I ripped off this song even more
(More, more, more)
 
I am getting
Undressed
In zero gravity
It's obvious
That I am just
Laying on a green screen, yeah
 
My show on Nickelodeon
Never would of let me shoot missile boobs
Now I show so much of my hot skin
Most people think they are watching Redtube
 
This is
The part in every dance video
We see the DJ turn some knobs
 
I'm just
Pretending to do things
This is playing off my iPod
 
Hey bitch
Not only did you rip off my song
You took my projectile boob move
I'll teach
You to steal from Katy
You skinny dumb breast shooting noob
 
You're just
Jealous that I'm younger and hotter
Plus my voice is better than yours
Russell
Brand was smart to leave you
Now you're gonna hear me roar!
 
Hold up
Nobody shoots cream at my baby
Unless it is your boy, Big Sean
Prepare
To feel the wrath of my
Massive projectile dong!
 
--VIDEO--
 
Oh, what the fuck?!
 
That's right! This was just one big elaborate Ice Bucket Challenge Video!
 
Now I nominate Katy Perry.
 
Oh hell no, look enough is enough with this bullshit.
Okay, we are in a god damn drought and you wasting the water by pouring it on your motherfucker...
AHHHH! Motherfucker!
 
I have accepted Ariana Grande's Ice Bucket Challenge
 
You know, you could just donate the money, right? Bitch!
 
Now, I nominate Steve, the camera guy!
 
Me?
 
I swear to god Steve!
I swear to god if you dump a damn bucket of water on your head, Imma gonna blow your camera up!
 
And I told you man -- I told you not to...
Ahhh! God! Boooi Booi!
Uhhh, bitch!
We are so breaking up!
 

 

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