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Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

[Picasso]
I am the greatest, the modern art Muhammad Ali
I melt faces, call me MC Dali
Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap
You're the PBS version of Nickelback
But I think you must be a genius cause with zero training
You made millions teaching people how to suck at painting
Why don't you go back home and beat your brush, you chump!
I could make better art with my wiener, Lump!
 
[Ross]
I'm so glad you could join me today
So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint
You're moody little genius, always so serious
I know, you must be on your Blue Period
Your work is melancholic, I'm painting happy little trees
Call me Jackson Pollock, because I splatter MCs
With the voice that soothes, so let's do this
I’ll twist you up like you're a Rubik’s cubist
 
[Picasso]
Don't use that word like you know what it is
You painted thirty thousand pictures of bushes and sticks
Does your audience know that you stole your whole show?
You just ripped off your teacher, and added an afro!
My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula
Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano
De la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
Back...to...you...Bob
 
[Ross]
Well Bob is dropping bombs like this is Guernica
I served twenty years, air force, United States of America
My technique will make your mistress weep
Put her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams, I go deep
And I keep it mellow like some cadmium yellow
I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow
Don't believe in mistakes unless you step to me
Yo Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat
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submitted on 6 أغسطس 2018 - 13:55

التعليقات التوضيحية

Dali: Salvador Dali, Surrealist painter

joy when you paint: The Joy Of Painting (TV Series)

Blue Period: The Blue Period refers to a specific creative point in Pablo Picasso's life. During this period, from 1901 to 1904, Picasso produced a series of monochromatic paintings in shades of blue and blue-green, inspired by his own financial destitution and personal tragedies

Blue Period: This is how is called Picasso's production between 1901 and 1904, because of the blue/grey tint found in every painting.

Rubik’s cubist: Wordplay: Rubik's Cube -- a toy in the 80s Cubist -- an art style

ripped off your teacher,: Wilhelm "Bill" Alexander. German painter taught Bob Ross wet-on-wet painting

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan ...: Yes that IS his full name. No joke.

Guernica: A town in Spain. May 26th 1937 Hitler aligned himself with Franco during the Spanish Civil War. German and Italian planes bomed the city.

Guernica: Maybe Picasso most famous painting, depicting Guernica bombing from 1937.

mistress weep: The Weeping Woman (French: La Femme qui pleure) is a series of oil on canvas paintings by Pablo Picasso, the last of which was created in late 1937.

Put her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams: Reference to the painting "Le Rêve", painted in 1932. In 2006, the painting was torn by its owner, who put his elbow through the painting.

حقوق النشر:
Writer(s): Peter Shukoff, Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, Dante Michael Cimadamore
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