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A Monkey and a Horse

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I was in School and learned nothing,
but today i have a monkey and a horse
 
I make mousse out of your face,
boom die
when i put the polish firecracker in your hoodie
Half my School was paraplegic from my
necck claps
my homework had to be done from some german
nerds
Gee Futuristic i get diarrhea from the bass
i ram the knife blade in the journalists face
the cops tap my cellphone (does he talk about coke?)
I have 50 words for snow like Eskimos
Kick your wife in the belly, eat the miscarriage
For my doings I get reborn as an earthworm
Be my guest, take a glass of my urine and relax
Two bitches in each arm with trisomy 21
 
(ref.)
I was in School and learned nothing,
but today i have a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
ratatatatatat who want's to do anything
 
I ride threw my town with my monkey on the rope
Got a chest full of gold and make it rain on you pigs
Is a women not naked I make money rain on them
If she gets naked then I make stones rain on them
I skip school because the street was my mother
Bitch I pay vacations to taka tuka land and sansibar
When we are back, foursome with tommy and Annika
From the speed our piss looks like sangria
Eva Hermann sees me and thinks " what a german!"
And I give her from the back like a relay runner
I fuck her green and blue, like my motley house
Not everything you put in on top comes out of the button.
 
(ref.)
I was in School and learned nothing,
but today i have a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
ratatatatatat who want's to do anything
(ref.)
I was in School and learned nothing,
but today i have a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
ratatatatatat who want's to do anything
 
I shave my monkey and let it get money
Kick your head as long until for and three makes eight
The miscarriage from the youth department
Will catch a bullet
My parents are on vacation since 9 years,
Man I can see my brain through my nose
I soliloquy to confuse the BND (german NSA)
We are taka tuka ultras, shit on disneyland
I ware nike shox with sewd in child hand
In school I had an A+ in torture animals
After my uppercut you can see your ass without a mirror
I hope soon you all fuck off to the states
On my birthday I wish you all stop breathing
 
(ref.)
I was in School and learned nothing,
but today i have a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
ratatatatatat who want's to do anything
 
(ref.)
I was in School and learned nothing,
but today i have a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
a monkey and a horse
ratatatatatat who want's to do anything
 
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Ein Affe und ein Pferd

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