I've eaten up all the chocolate
I've smoked all the Craven A
And as you still were not there
I've emptied all the Rhum and Coke
I've dismantled all your framed pictures
I've cut your curtains up
Torn your nice pictures
That you kept hidden in your desk
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You should'nt have left me you see
What a nice result
I can't behave myself
Can't behave when you're away
I've dismantled the cupboard
I've well spread all the glue
As you still were not back
I've smashed everything to pieces
I've burned up the nice carpet
I've sawed the bed stand
Unraveled your nice garments
And set fire to your wardrobe
You should'nt have left me you see
What a nice result
I can't behave myself
Can't behave when you're away
You should'nt have spoilt my heart
Should'nt have left me without a baby sitter
I can't behave myself
Behave myself when my eyes are weeping
I've turned up the trash bins
I've broken up all the nice tableware
And wait I'm not completly through
I also spent all your money