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Translation
Mirrorfloor
it was Friday and the week was over again
I wanted to turn myself off and not feel ashamed
wanted to relax feeling my life going bad
since long ago felt the appetite for partying
looked at the time I had only and hour and a half
I thought about having a peak at the latest cinematography
made myself a cold drink and put the party clothes ready
so when the film would end I would be fresh, again quickly
I sank into the armchair
rented a porn movie
because I felt that
I should rest my eyes
on lovely nude bodies
the film started but there was nothing to do since
the screen was covered with naked men only
and there were no fig leaves covering their 'jöldödes'(cocks)
I waited and hoped
when a woman would come into the game
so this porn would end
which is unworldly for me
chorus: Fags were doing squats on a mirror floor
weren't wearing any pants weren't wearing any pants
I gave up on the film
wanted to go dancing because
can you believe it, I like to dance
made clear where to go, a new club would be nice
ordered a cab and sat in the backseat
and said reputable taxi driver what if you would
bring me to someplace fit for gentlemen
taxi driver Sergei was a consistent man
leather jacket gold chain with a brutal mustache
his story was luscious and a bit misleading
because the mustache yeah but the jacket wasn't sexy
threw weird tips
made impressive proposals
I started suspecting him of humping the behind right away
suddenly stopped opened the door and said we're here
it was a first time being there for me, needed to be wary
oh dear
chorus: Fags were doing squats on a mirror floor
weren't wearing any pants weren't wearing any pants
I escaped to the countryside forest to granny's side
where all the straights are making hay and raising chickens
so I could cough up the sputum of embarrassment from my throat
and the brown starfishes would be wiped from the thoughts and sights
I drank lemon balm tea and ate fresh boiled eggs
and jacked off to the gamekeeper's daughter in the hayloft
read me fairy tales in the evening when I'm tired in bed
I asked my grandmother, the radio playing in the kitchen
there once lived a princess. Hm, the beginning seems favorable
she was a little different, trendy and fashionable
and it looks like she's been somewhere in the night
because her Jimmy Choo heels are missing it's heeltaps
then a spy followed her, who trough storms and blizzards
made it to the lakeside where a whole male choir on skates were
half-squatting and kissing...eh, don't speak about it
the fairy tale brought back the nightmares again
where..
chorus: Fags were doing squats on a mirror floor
weren't wearing any pants weren't wearing any pants
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Submitted by 
leetiumness on 2013-05-15
leetiumness on 2013-05-15Added in reply to request by voyagerprouty
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About translator
I just had to do this because it's such a sweet song by us, the Estonians, and it just needs to be fully understood in English. I had fun translating this and if you want to be a douchebag and steal this then go right ahead, as long as this song is heard.