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Sex = Money
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(Ohh, let's make sex money!)
Sexmaning with the whole squadron
The booking agent is my hustler
A toybox filled with all kinds of clutter
Speaking in tongues, "skurder furder"
A turtleneck, pants, a baseball cap or a leather jacket
They'll all be ditched by the end of the live
That, if any, is always a sure bet
Nak-nak-naked-naked nak-nak-naked
The whole family is hungover 'cause Käärijä's "G-rated"
Grandpa cries, the kids are screaming, grandma is yelping for help
And the counselor's paycheck is grateful
I started selling sex 'cause it is what sells
'Cause I just couldn't think of anything else
Butt-ass naked I bounce around for cash
See, the best can't be bought for any less
I started selling sex 'cause it is what sells
'Cause I just couldn't think of anything else
Butt-ass naked I bounce around for cash
See, the best can't be bought for any less
Yeah, ah
This industry is a cruel business
You need to stand out or else you won't find any gooners
Ah, if you want to bring home the budget
Just a flash of some booty cheeks ain't gonna cut it
That's why I came here nak-nak-naked-naked nak-nak-naked
This is an honest story, no happily ever afters
Grandpa cries, the kids are screaming, grandma is yelping for help
And the counselor's turbo Volvo is graceful
I started selling sex 'cause it is what sells
'Cause I just couldn't think of anything else
Butt-ass naked I bounce around for cash
See, the best can't be bought for any less
I started selling sex 'cause it is what sells
'Cause I just couldn't think of anything else
Butt-ass naked I bounce around for cash
See, the best can't be bought for any less
(Make some noise!)
Sex, money, sex equals money
Sex, money, sex equals money
Sex, money, sex equals money
Very sexual
Getting OnlyFans bag
Finland's national daddy
I'm bigger than He-man, I'm bigger than Danny
It's too hot on the street, they're telling me to hurry
There's a cougar on the street, but I already have an aunty
Getting OnlyFans bag
Finland's national daddy
I'm bigger than He-man, I'm bigger than Danny
It's too hot on the street, they're telling me to hurry
There's a cougar on the street, but I already have an aunty
I started selling sex 'cause it is what sells
'Cause I just couldn't think of anything else
Butt-ass naked I bounce around for cash
See, the best can't be bought for any less
I started selling sex 'cause it is what sells
'Cause I just couldn't think of anything else
Butt-ass naked I bounce around for cash
See, the best can't be bought for any less
(Make some noise!)
Sex, money, sex equals money
Sex, money, sex equals money
Sex, money, sex equals money
Very sexual
rhyming
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Shadowsoldier on 2024-10-10

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Fair enough! That did cross my mind as well, but I couldn't figure out the meaning – I suppose it's just a made-up verb. I'll make temporary edits now and adjust accordingly if the official lyrics ever get released.
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