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Translation
Tor the Chef
It happened one day
I was on some kind of resturant
With my girlfriend
And her dad, he was a sailor
From the same boat came Tor the chef
He sat down by our table
And this story
Is mostly about him
When father and daughter started talking in private
I ended up as Tor's bud
And it seemed he didn't manage being onshore
Because suddenly he raised his fist
And said "you need some more dicipline"
And I dislicked his dedication
And Tor said:
"Hey you I love you, you bastard
You have so much sensuality
But soon you'll get
One in the face
Because ugly boys are
The worst thing i know"
Tor said he loved me
And Tor said he hated me
And i tried to escape
His eyes
My girlfriend seemed to have bad instincts
I tried to give her hint's and wave's
But she talked with her father
Without interruption
And Tor Said:
"Hey you I love you, you bastard
You have so much sensuality
But soon you'll get
One in the face
Because ugly boys are
The worst thing i know"
But finally her dad turned and said:
"Tor! Don't pester the boy
With your claptarp"
But the chef said we where enjoying ourselfs
But now he had to cast off
And thanks for the chat it
Sure was nice
And i said:
"Hey Tor I think your a bastard
You don't have much sensuality
You should gotten one in the face
But it's well late
Baccaratta✕
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| 3. | Psykopat |
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