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Assholes
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I step into the room, reminiscent of your dad
I take the snake out and these bitches scream for more
I reek of toxic testosterone
There's no reason for me to get out of this box
If, baby, you were a boss lady
Your euro would be a euro, not some fucking pennies
Here the ceiling is made of glass
I look at these hussies and only see people I've fucked and jailbait
Yeah, I fuck my fans, you're definitely the prettiest
But when we're talking real shit, it's an all male panel
And you've got that honey trap nestled between your legs
This is a dude anthem and here comes the hook
Boys will be boys (Yeah, that's right)
Their humour will be vulgar (Yeah, that's right)
Hey, dear brother, life is a game and that's just how it goes (Yeah, that's right)
Boo-hoo-hoo, it ain't my fault
I'm a white straight male, others should accept their parts
No, we won't let the assholes win (What)
No, we won't let the assholes win
I'm a manly man, a man's not too timid or too small
Pacifists and junkies aren't men, a man's not too beautiful or fair-bodied
It's there in the word: A fair-bodied is a fairy
You're not a real man, you are a pussy
A real man is what a real man wants to be like
A real man is an asshole and there's nothing wrong with that
My car's model is Janis Petke1
A real man has no feelings, he just coughs for a bit
He never feels regret and he never apologizes
And he passes out in the snow when he's drunk
Boys will be boys (Yeah, that's right)
Their humour will be vulgar (Yeah, that's right)
Hey, dear brother, life is a game and that's just how it goes (Yeah, that's right)
Boo-hoo-hoo, it ain't my fault
I'm a white straight male, others should accept their parts
No, we won't let the assholes win (What)
No, we won't let the assholes win
(What do they say?)
A third verse for the little asses
I mean the little ones
And those few idiots who like to take things seriously
Soon I can't even go to the grocery store
'Cause kids are singing these lines during recess
I guess words are weapons these days, like a toy gun "bang, bang"
And that's why I'm shining my shield
A passive chauvinist, I probably should clean up today
Someone else could do something about these things
"Yeah, we could try that" I'm one of those liberals
I promise to never do this again
But please misunderstand all my jokes
Boys will be boys (Yeah, that's right)
Their humour will be vulgar (Yeah, that's right)
Hey, dear brother, life is a game and that's just how it goes (Yeah, that's right)
Boo-hoo-hoo, it ain't my fault
I'm a white straight male, others should accept their parts
No, we won't let the assholes win (What)
No, we won't let the assholes win
- 1. A reference to an old sketch show character. The name has been used a few times as a joke alias in media.
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Ante on 2019-04-02
Ante on 2019-04-02✕
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