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Shopping List
(Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back)
I'm looking for a simple man
Doing the rounds at the market
A good heart and keeps kosher
That's what's important
May he have money because it's not a curse
Easygoing, lives close to home
A manly man you can trust
A husband without a bride
Points department, douze points1
If he's good with his mother - plus two
Doesn't think from his kippah2 - plus two
A kosher Jew, God bless him - plus two
A sensitive, considerate person - plus two
Doesn't put pepperoni on pizza3 - plus two
If he beats me it's at FIFA - plus two
Cooks for me Friday evenings - plus two
I don't need much, a simple man, in short...
Another one for the shopping list
A bit spicy, a pain in the ass
On the weekends he goes drinking with me
Friday
Shabbat
I'm looking for a simple man
La la la...
(Milk)
La la la...
Yay
Swear to God, killer hottie, she's tripping
Looking for a panther of a groom
I have plenty, credit and PayPal
You have a great "shoulder missile"
Take my cash, shut your mouth
Buy a mop, bucket and broom
If you're Ness, make coffee7
Babe, what are you scoring me for - plus two
I swear to God I have no female friends - plus two
All my bros go to parties - pushtaks8
But I'm more of a yeshiva boy - plus two
I'm a pamperer - plus two
Respectful - plus two
Do the laundry, cook, pay - plus two
Bitch, you won't scam me
Whoever falls for you is a poor thing
Shopping list:
Eggs
Milk
He'll bless the wine, I'll separate the challah
Friday
Shabbat
Another one for the shopping list
A bit spicy, a pain in the ass
On the weekends he goes drinking with me
Friday
Shabbat
I'm looking for a simple man
La la la...
(Milk)
La la la...
(Bitter, sweet)
He'll love me to the sky, to the moon
For sure
Spoil me babe, make it rain only on me
Shopping in Milan and vacationing in Chiang Mai
He calls me "darling", I call him "Mr. Credit"
(Relax, sweetie)
Mmm
Bye-bye
Steal his car and burn down his house
You wish you could fill my shoes
I don't need much, a simple man, in short...
She doesn't need more
Than a night at the Setai9
If you want her
Prepare your card number
I have a friend like a brother
Who dated her for almost two months
If you see him at the intersection
Toss him a shekel or two
I'm looking for a simple man
(Security to aisle 6!
A girl fainted because the Tapuchips10 talked to her)
(¡Hola, amigos!)
(Cut!)
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