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English
Translation
Yes future
Listen to my prophecy, humanity
All the cataclysms are getting cancelled
Every sick person will be cured
Harmful microorganisms are gonna go extinct
Aliens will come to the Earth, not for expansion, though
But to take the nuclear waste with them
Unemployed people will get a job
St Petersburg is going to have nice weather
Someone good will get in charge
And unexpectedly fix everything
Guilty ones will be punished, all of them
All expectations are gonna be lived up to
No more armed conflicts
Only Uncle Styopas¹ working in the police
Everyone's gonna have more than enough living space
I'm serious, no kidding
What, you don't believe in my prophecy?
You think it doesn't sound very realistic?
Your life specifically will be fucking awful
And everyone else will have it amazing
Millions of right hand drive Zhigulis²
Will fill up the Japanese highways
Russia is finally ahead of the world!
"No future" is not our type of mindset
We'll most certainly get lucky soon
The fresh wind will kick away all the black clouds
All the demons will get punched in the face with burned incense
Yes future, yes, yes future!
Listen to my prophecy, humanity
I'm facing the future with optimism
ROC³ will deal with evil spirits
Satanists will suck Orthodox Christians' cocks
The Devil will admit mistakes of the past
The God Father will forgive him and let him back into Heaven
Instead of empty, vulgar and false
Truth as real as a loaf of bread
The wizard in a blue helicopter⁴
Took off a while ago and is about to arrive
It's just a couple hundred kilometers for him
Get over here, everyone, who dreamed of a miracle
Are you saying it's impossible?
Go fuck yourself, I didn't ask you!
I'm so sick of you pessimists
The cause of all the problems is your fucking whining
A wad of euros for a 5 ruble coin
A hundred bucks in return for 15 kopeks*
Russia is ahead of the world
"No future" isn't our type of mindset
We'll most certainly get lucky soon
The fresh wind will kick away all the black clouds
All the demons will get punched in the face with burned incense
Yes future, yes, yes future!
princessmars
Jonathan Moe Lester✕
Comments
Russia is waging a disgraceful war on Ukraine. Stand With Ukraine!
About translator
¹Uncle Styopa is a character from Soviet poem series. His features include being a kind and friendly citizen and a good policeman, as well as being ridiculously tall and big.
²Zhiguli is a Soviet Union/Russia manufactured car produced by VAZ/Lada.
³Russian Orthodox Church
⁴The line of a song from Cheburashka and Crocodile Gena
*kopek is a smaller currency in Russia/Ukraine/Belarus. 100 kopeks make up one Ukrainian hryvnia or one Russian/Belarussian ruble (Russian ruble in this particular song)
Guys, this is my first ever translating work, so I'm very sorry if it sucks. I tried my best to find the most suitable words, depending on the context.