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The Future Is Ours
Now those are lucky
The ones that are never lucky
And the ones who died
Will be able to agoid death
The cards tell me
About the pretty and the ugly
I read your hands
And tell you what I see
These are my predictions
So that we don't stumble
The future is ours
When we already know it
In the future there will be no more cow meat
Neither the fat one nor the skinny one are left in the farm
In the future we'll eat cockroqches like in China
Because they take up little space and have a lot of protein
The country with the most insects will control the nations
Thus the new world power will be Mexico, fuckers
And women will dominate all population
Because they'll never lose a fucking argument
In the future men will menstruate
And we'll never be understood even if we are right
Racist cops will continue to be bad people
But with that many shots, black people will become imune to bullets
In the end a new race will be
The one that represents us
Because extraterrestials
Will have sex with people
The future of this verse
Is that the chorus comes harder
I predict that in two seconds
They'll jump like kangoroos
The future is ours
The future is ours
The future is ours
The future is ours
The future is ours
The future is ours
The future is ours
The future is ours
In the future, I calculate
That we'll have an internet connection everywhere
Because we'll be born
With Wi-Fi up our asses
Wolves don't howl anymore
And monks don't meditate
Because terrorists
Will blow up the moon with dinamite
In the future semen is discovered in the original gospels
And it is confirmed that the bible was written
By homosexuals with mental disorders
Starting with Mathew (caos) religious people become atheists
And Christ comes down from the sky
To give him self-love
And they notice that he's black
And that he's smoking opium
And everyone gets angry
Even the pope gets angry
And the nelievers even mord
Because everything was a lie
The sin is not a sin anymore
We're no longer sinners
We're normal people
Because mistakes are normal
Even if he smells bad
Hug your neighbor
The ones that don't leap now
Will stay in the past
Today is our moments
For the present to evolve
What I feel now is what I feel
And let the future forgive us
Today is our moments
For the present to evolve
What I feel now is what I feel
And let the future forgive us
josevalqui✕
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