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[The Narrator:]
Finally, two incredible worlds collide in this sensual album, featuring the music of John Legend, with the words taken from the genuine TV performances of Mr. Gordon Ramsay.
[John Legend:]
I'll get you more pumpkin, and I'll ram it right up your fuckin' arse
Would you like it whole, or would you like it diced?
[The Narrator:]
With such hits as...
[John Legend:]
There's more olive oil on this,
There's more olive oil on this than Popeye's dick
[The Narrator:]
And the classic...
[John Legend:]
How the fuck did you burn?
How the fuck did you burn?
Ice cream?
[John Legend:]
You put so much oil in this,
The U.S. wanted to invade the fuckin' plate
[The Narrator:]
And who can forget...
[John Legend:]
You put so much,
You put so much ginger in this, it's a Weasley
[The Narrator:]
And one very special guest...
[John Legend:]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
[Gordon Ramsay:]
Cause you didn't fuckin' cook it
[The Narrator:]
The new album, Gordon, by John Legend, out now.
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