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    What's Donald Gonna Do Today?

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World's most watched reality TV show
Live from Washington
With a walk on cast of thousands
Starring Donald Trump
 
It's political, but it's not PC
There's drama, conflict, lust
Headbutting, butt-kicking twists and turns, and lots of "What the fuck?!"
 
What's Donald gonna do today?
Are we doomed or are we safe?
First thing I read is Donald's Tweet
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
Then I turn the TV on,
Checking up on Don,
Is he pissed off or is he ok?
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
Ooh Donald,
Ooh Donald,
Ooh Donald,
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
He's a cross 'tween Homer Simpson,
And good ol' Fred Flintstone
Don't need no help from no one,
Fix this shit all on his own
 
Wants to build a wall to keep them Mexicains out
He reckons that's a great idea
Chinese built a wall centuries ago,
Ain't many Mexicains over there
 
What's Donald gonna do today?
Are we doomed or are we safe?
First thing I read is Donald's Tweet
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
Then I turn the TV on,
Checking up on Don,
Is he pissed off or is he ok?
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
Ooh Donald,
Ooh Donald,
Ooh Donald,
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
There's only one Donald Trump,
With Melania, his leading lady,
And them pissing competitions with Kim Jong-un
And Putin, great for ratings
 
Donald wants to make America great again
Call him crazy,
Call him clever,
But this daily reality dose of Don got us shitting our pants together
 
What's Donald gonna do today?
Are we doomed or are we safe?
First thing I read is Donald's Tweet
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
Then I turn the TV on,
Checking up on Don,
Is he pissed off or is he ok?
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
Ooh Donald,
Ooh Donald,
Ooh Donald,
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
What's Donald gonna do today?
Are we doomed or are we safe?
First thing I read is Donald's Tweet
What's Donald gonna do today?
 
Then I turn the TV on,
Checking up on Don,
Is he pissed off or is he ok?
What's Donald gonna do today?
Is he pissed off or is he ok?
What's Donald gonna do today?
 

 

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