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Translation
Bitches everywhere
I went to a garden 1
And I saw a cute kitten
I went on the seashore
And I saw a seagull flying
Resting on a photocell
Such a nice firefly
Lying on a blueberry
Such a nice armadillo
Then I went out for a cocktail with my friends
We went dancing in a disco where I saw
Bitches everywhere
Bitches everywhere
Bitches everywhere
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During a class trip to Pordenone 2
I bumped into a raccoon
On the Lecco bypass 3
I filled an accident report form with a steinbock 4
Distracted by an Osho quote 5
I stumbled on a chamois
While I was checking my cholesterol level
I had an argument with a roe deer
I went shopping in a mall
I found out a biodiverse ecosystem populated by
Bitches everywhere
Bitches everywhere
Bitches everywhere
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- 1. see the "author's comment" below.
- 2. a city in Northeast Italy.
- 3. another city, in Northern Italy.
- 4. after a small car accident, it is possible in Italy to fill a consensual "accident report" form that can be sent to the insurance company to receive compensation.
- 5. Osho (also known as Rajneesh) was an Indian guru, still famous for his aphorisms. He's being currently parodied by a popular Italian Twitter account (also found on Facebook and other social media).
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About translator
The song is a series of nonsensical, almost childish rhymes, with continous references to animals, so that the pun found in the title and in the refrain may work. The pun works in Italian as in English, and it is based on the word "bitches", which, based on the context, should be interpreted as "female dog", but it is actually (and obviously) intended as an insult.
The song features two short clips (one at the beginning, one before the second refrain) from an Italian B-movie, "Alex l'ariete", still famous among the Italian internet community because of its unconsistent plot and poor acting. The two clips give an example of a woman complaining ("bitching") about being hungry and about the male protagonist's virility.
The final guitar solo is based on the opening theme of a popular Italian sitcom, aired in the 90s, called "Casa Vianello", cf. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkfA0voOdWo