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In the Name of the Law
[Part 1: Judge]
Order in court! Today, we decide the fate
Of a young man, accused of being a terrorist
Now, what the foul deed has caused
Mister Prosecutor, read the charges
(yes, of course)
[Part 2: Prosecutor]
High court, the defendant
Is accused of having committed crimes
For example, he was seen laying C4 on the tracks,
Taking hostages, and gagging enemies
Recently he was recognized in a bus
With a suicide belt, to blow himself sky-high
He is a terrorist and a danger to the public
Here, I have a recording that proves the shit
(Alright...)
(Rewarded later, I have my Glock loaded, you gasp for air
When we hunt the cunts in the name of God!)
(Yes! Yes! There! There we see it was identical, it's real evil and he does it all the time! Can't you tell that...)
[Part 3: Defense Attorney]
Haha, it's a wonder, that I didn't laugh myself to death
It could be anyone on that audio tape!
Dammit, just look at him, my client,
He is as innocent as a Lamb!
I think that you need some tutoring in competence!
Your method speaks to your incompetence
You accuse him, but he denies it, game over,
To be trustworthy, you need Witnesses like Jehova!
[Part 4: Prosecutor]
You ought to choose your words carefully,
I would like to continue with the evidence
Naturally I have witnesses, Tobi-Tait is here
He had his statement prepared in the police precinct
(I swear to say the truth *hick*, and nothing other than the truth, so help me God.)
(What have you seen?)
[Part 5: Tobi-Tait]
I was at the train station one night as usual, enjoying
the clear night sky and a good bottle of scotch
And I saw on the tracks this man walking around
He was laying mines to prepare an assassination
Of course, I ran to the cops, and Kaliba ran away
I say he is definitely the dirtiest pig here
He belongs in prison, this fucking dumbass
He claims to have God's authority, and does what suits him
[Part 6: Defense Attorney]
Pfft, it sure is ridiculous, but unwarranted
Your Honor, surely you don't believe this drunkard?
All too often, drugs cause hallucinations
My witness will prove that he has lied to everyone here
[Part 7: Prosecutor]
So, you know the real perpetrator?
Then let's hear it, Mr. Legal-Charlatan
Forget it! The trick won't work on me,
You have witnesses? They aren't too procreative!
(Lie!)
(Ahh, Selbstjustizz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?)
(I swear on my mama's life, brotha!)
(Alright, go ahead!)
[Part 8: Selbstjustizz, Prosecutor]
Nah, you're all gay, you say, Kaliba is a G
Or what? Nah, I'll give him an alibi
During the time of the crime he was at my place
We played Counter-Strike and watched court shows
Besides, I've known Kaliba for a long time, look...
(So, do you think the accusation is bullshit?)
(Objection!)
(Sustained.)
You think that "assassinations" is written across his face?
Yeah, the guy is as tame as a lamb!
Oh, he's definitely his Homie! He doesn't get it.
Of course he's trying to cover for him like a dinner table
Calm down, your pulse is maxed out
I have here some exonerative material, watch out!
(...Good luck, children are the future, don't forget, a father that loves them is irreplaceable...)
[Part 9: Prosecutor, Defense Attorney, Judge]
Now, they're coming with the same methods that they criticized us for!
Blah, blah, blah, go fuck yourself, dumbass!
Oh my, are you completely insane?
Absolutely not, you stupid asshole
The man belongs behind bars!
What, because he's black?
Uh, he's wearing a mask, you idiot!
If that's the case, disavow your racial ideology!
The court has come to a conclusion, irrespective of skin color
It's assertion against assertion
He appears harmless, and the evidence seems to prove it
I see nothing left to do, except to acquit him
(The accused has the last word...)
(Pfft... harmless... harmless? ME? HARMLESS?)
[Part 10: Terrorist]
Haha, I, I need to advise caution, you don't know who you have before you
The most dangerous terrorist and not the rabbits
I have perpetrated crimes, yes, devastated cities
My enemies have paid with their life
Take care, now, I have quite a few on my tally
And I'm very proud of it, I don't howl like a werewolf
It would great therefore if you gave me the proper punishment
All this, in the name of God! I would do it all again!
(Uhh... that is a confession!
I sentence you to death by firing squad tomorrow!
The session is adjourned.)
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niederschlagswahrscheinlichkeiten on 2017-06-08Last edited by niederschlagswahrscheinlichkeiten on 2017-06-14
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Alligatoah: Top 3
| 1. | Willst du |
| 2. | Du bist schön |
| 3. | Fick ihn doch |
Idioms from "Im Namen des ..."
| 1. | I swear on God |
| 2. | on my Mama! |
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