Grupo Exterminador - Las monjitas (English translation)

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Translation

The nuns

A pick-up truck left Durango at two or three in the morning.

Two very pretty girls carried pure cocaine and also marijuana

but they disguised themselves as nuns so they could take it to Tijuana

The checkpoints on the highway were not inspecting the nuns

maybe it was out respect for the convent but they never imagined

that they were two great smugglers who passed the drugs right under their noses;

The agent who was on duty at that inspection in Nogales

apparently was not much of a believer and immediately began to ask them

"where did they come from and what did they bring?" said the head of the feds

The nuns answer very calm: "we are heading to an orphanage

and the boxes you see in the truck are tea and powdered milk

destined for orphans, and if you don't believe it, then too bad".

The head of the feds said "I'm going to do the routine check

I apologize, sisters, but I want to clear up my suspicion"

I have a feeling that the powdered milk has already turned into cocaine.

With a mocking gesture, the agent leaned over and told the nuns

-I feel sorry for the little orphans, they are no longer going to drink their milk

now tell me your names, if it's not too much trouble, sisters-

One said "my name is Sor1Juana the other said my name is Surprise!2

and they lifted their habits at the same time and took out submachine guns

and killed the feds and left in their pick-up truck.

In Durango they are looking for two nuns who have not returned to the convent

and one thing I can assure you of, that they arrived with the cargo,

it's said that they're powerful3, and that they live over there in Sacramento.

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