I'll do anything for you.
I could buy the complete Sardou,
cut off one of my fingers.
Promise, I'll do anything.
For you, I'm willing
to live in Saint-Germain-en-Laye,
read Marx in Latin,
hang out with Julien Courbet
If you fancy it,
you can call me Titine.
I'll have a Belgian flag
tatooed on my chest.
For you, if I must,
Ill get a job at ManPower.
I'll walk on water,
I'll listen to the flowers growing
Still, don't ask for
no, don't ask for
no, don't ask for
no, don't ask for
no no no
no, don't ask for
no, not that
no, don't ask for
my hand in marriage.
If you're into that,
I'll sing at saturday night dances
I'll play Casimir
I'll do good imitations of animal cries
For you, if you like those,
I'll wear mocassins.
I'll host in Reims
symposiums on Jean-Pierre Papin
I would even dare to
read Voici without hiding the cover,
learn Finnish,
visit the Louvre with your parents.
If that matches your beliefs,
I'll abide by the rules of economics,
I'll go trekking,
I'll get a subscription to "Chimneys of France"
Still, don't ask for
no, don't ask for
no, don't ask for
no no no
no, don't ask for
no, not that
no, don't ask for
my hand in marriage.
If it does it for you,
I'll quit the vanilla-flavoured cream dessert
I'll eat poney meat
I'll have our daughters christened.
If you really want it,
I'll never watch "la Boum" again
I'll have an affair
I'll tell you moronic Disney stories
Still, don't ask for
no no no
don't ask for
no, don't ask for
no, don't ask for
no, don't ask for
no, don't ask for
my hand. You're already holding it,
so don't let go of it.
Promise me that,
without a ring or a contract,
you'll be my everything,
I'll be your only one.
Come on, give me five!
I found that hillarious, but I suppose most of the allusions would be hard to get for a non-native.