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Set fire to your script
Leave with your ideas on a crypt
The CEO's bimbo cancelled the date
Use your presentation as fishing bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
He's Jewish and your ad has pork
See a junior guy judge your work
He just can't find
The reason why
Find the approval you had was a lie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
He's a psycho-killer who decides
It may be shit but it's worldwide
He thinks your head's in outer space
He's using your meeting as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
See your film ruined by a pre-test
He just wants a viral on the internet
I say no to you
I'm feeling blue
'I wonder if that's what creatives do?'
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get the blame 'cause his team lost the season
Change all of the brief for no good reason
He thinks you should return to the brainstorm
Stop right there. It's a dangerous line you're crossing
The unicorn's good, just take out that horn
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die
Submitted by 
Geek24 on 2022-11-03
Geek24 on 2022-11-03Contributors: 
Moshe Kaye
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