You were really beautiful
Really beautiful
With your mustache
And It was a bit idiotic
A bit idiotic
To go ax it
You were really beautiful
Really beautiful
With your mustache
And where it was hot
Was hot
It would shade you
And when it was below zero
Below zero
It covered your face
Patience is not a virtue
When we let ourself get stomped on
I feel like telling you to let it grow
You were really beautiful
Really beautiful
With your mustache
And in front of the animals
In front of the animals
It was the most beautiful panache
Submission is not an option
For those who have a champion’s mustache
I feel like telling you to let it grow
Any weird sentence compositions are made on purpose, as they are made to leave the same absurd feeling the original song intends. Enjoy!