One, two, three

I wanted to go on holiday with the train quite spontaneously

And the guy says:

"Please get in line with your BahnCard at the ticket counter

Do you want an InterCity train, RailMail or Metropolitain"?

"Oh yes, I'd like that. But what is it?"

"You'll drive stress-free to your meeting in the first-class-business-train

Then you can chill in the lounge"

"Oh, that sounds good. And is there also a wurst stand on the train,

my friend?"

"No, but a Service Point

There you'll get a snackpack for wellness"

Be cool, speak Deutsch, can you speak a little bit Deutsch with me? Be cool, speak Deutsch with me, maybe then maybe I understand you

"Good day, I search for a small car or something of that kind"

"Oh we've just got this Special: The Roadster her from Smart

With all accessories, offtouch runner-tools and Hardtop."

"Well, I'd rather like a red car"

"Yes, it's available in bluescreen, green stretchflag and numeric.

And even those with body panels from showroom - they are chique"

"Yes, that may be, but that's not what I am interested in. I believe

I take the Käfer here."

"Ah, you mean the Beetle!!"


Be cool (be cool), speak Deutsch (speak deutsch), can you speak a little bit Deutsch with me? 


Be cool (be cool), speak Deutsch with me, maybe then maybe I understand you. 



Pleas express yourself a little bit clearer for me, because I unfortunately don't speak this language

Be cool, speak Deutsch with me,

Maybe then maybe I understand you

"I'd like to have something to go, is that possible?"

"DO you want beef bacon barbeque, nugges, Whopper or what? We've got cheeseburger, sandwiches, snacks and even french fries ..." "Do you also have Pommes? Red-white?" "Those are baked potato skins with Mexican hot sauce and chili cheese. And with them mash and gravy, coleslaw..." "Stop it, that sounds really mean! Don't you have some Wurstsalat with huge pieces?" "Or would you like to have chicken?" "No I don't want to send anything, I want to eat something!"